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When in a mens bathroom...

Postby fwacho » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:01 pm

When you walk into a mens bathroom and find 5 urinals side by side (1-5) with 2 toilet stalls at the end(6,7) WE will assume that that unrinals 1 and 2 are place lower in the wall.

Thus they appear (door)1-2-3-4-5-6-7(wall)

Etique requires many things.
When in restroom alone amn must choose to use urinal 5. why?
to choose 4 would mean that no other man could use the urinals beside you nor woukd it be polite for them to use the childs urinal and they would be forced to use the stall that probably wasnt flushed before them.

To choose 3 makes you look like a pervert trying to spy on little kids.
2&1 are just plain rude as you risk being on the handle.

5 give you total privacy from one side and allows anotehr man to use the urinal #3 a space away.

Please comment on other possible scenarios and he reason ing behind them
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Postby OverlordBill » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:06 pm

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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:08 pm

I know the 3 general rules for the school bathrooms are:

1. Never use the children urinal.
2. Never use a urinal nextto someone else unlss there are none open.
3. Dont use the toilets unless you want people to dump water on you.

Thats how the've always been. Well exept when you were small enough to use the childrens urinal, then it didn't matter.
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Postby Porter » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:08 pm

if you use the child urinal, your hung like a horse
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Postby Iteroth » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:02 pm

I always pick the one that looks like it will have the least splash factor.
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:47 pm

hmm... i use cubicles
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Postby Porter » Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:39 am

looks like someone is ashamed :oops: :oops:

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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:41 am

Sage Of The Wise wrote:3. Dont use the toilets unless you want people to dump water on you.


This is absolutely true. Believe me.
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Postby Iteroth » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:48 pm

I only use public toilets when I have to shit REAL bad. Otherwise, urinal all the way. I have a dick, so I might as well have fun with it.
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Postby Telephalsion » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:21 pm

correction: I use my home tiolet, and sometimes one at school
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Postby Porter » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:48 pm

how nice..... :?
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