The MENS rules

[Sage Of The Wise]

1. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom.

1. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

1. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

1. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

1. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

1. All men would still really like to own a train set.