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Postby Porter » Sat Jan 01, 2005 4:34 pm

lol, tell me all about your night

oh, and the place I woke up wasn't a stranger :)
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Postby Iteroth » Sat Jan 01, 2005 5:53 pm

Well to be honest, just telling people that I woke up in the woods is a better story than how I actually got there :P

To make a long story short, or maybe because I don't remember everything with clarity... party, shots, beer, mushrooms, weed, all thrown in together. Then, piss drunk and high as a kite, we take a nature hike for some reason, apparently fall asleep at some point, and wake up in the woods.

But the real highlight was hot chicks funnelling. None of them can seem to do it right and they all end up getting wet. Funny shit. I recommend it highly
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Postby War » Sat Jan 01, 2005 6:50 pm

I just got drunk and sleep on the floor. No one can out do you Iteroth.
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Postby Porter » Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:32 pm

Iteroth wrote:Well to be honest, just telling people that I woke up in the woods is a better story than how I actually got there :P

To make a long story short, or maybe because I don't remember everything with clarity... party, shots, beer, mushrooms, weed, all thrown in together. Then, piss drunk and high as a kite, we take a nature hike for some reason, apparently fall asleep at some point, and wake up in the woods.

But the real highlight was hot chicks funnelling. None of them can seem to do it right and they all end up getting wet. Funny shit. I recommend it highly


haha, when your drunk it sounds like a brilliant idea right? actually any idea sounds brilliant!

And i've seen chicks try bonging beer. it is a laughable sight, some cant do even one. my record, 6
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:38 pm

I've been sober ...lets see, carry the seven....my whole pitiful life. :x :x :x
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Postby Lord_Ehrgeiz » Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:04 pm

ommygohd.......... :oops:
im not feeling well.....
6-th bear? dont make me laught!! when you drink 6-th bear and one boutle of "vodka" and smoke some ganja and had a crazzy fuckin' night with a 18 yo girl, this what i call a good new year party.
i wake up ona carpet....
it was on a wall..... :shock:
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Postby Iteroth » Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:34 pm

Lord_Ehrgeiz wrote:ommygohd.......... :oops:
im not feeling well.....
6-th bear? dont make me laught!! when you drink 6-th bear and one boutle of "vodka" and smoke some ganja and had a crazzy fuckin' night with a 18 yo girl, this what i call a good new year party.
i wake up ona carpet....
it was on a wall..... :shock:


I think we're gonna get along juuuust fine. :wink:
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Postby Porter » Sat Jan 01, 2005 11:08 pm

i didn't have 6 beers, i bonged 6 beers :twisted: I'll drink you under the table.
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Postby Lord_Ehrgeiz » Sat Jan 01, 2005 11:19 pm

im not feeling well and my headache is killing me! but i must survive, today is third part of party! be strong, Lord_Ehrgeiz, just try live that long! and remember, after the first boutle of bear (with tears on your eyes) you'll be fealing better!
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Postby Porter » Sat Jan 01, 2005 11:25 pm

alcohol, the cure for hangovers for the last 200 years

especially during christmas break
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Postby War » Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:34 am

I don't get hangovers. I just wake up with a knife in my head.
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