by Teenr0cker » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:30 am
Ah, so fitting that I decide my final activity on my spree is a followup on my insomnia habits. I am at the end of the fourth sleepless night in a row. I'm sure I could've slept any given time (we call that adaptation, I call it apathy for vector quantities in Physics). During this time I have written many small programs in C++ for practice, because my functions are a bit rusty because there are so many differences between declaring, calling, and implementing a function and its perimeters (spelling?). I also came across the single most intellectually non-war offensive questioning of sanity ever to grace this earth:
We all know that 1 =\= 2. However, describe what would happen if, say, FUCKING UNICORNS existed. Following that new logic, justify the statement 1=2.
Oh, I had a field day with this one. It's over 4 handwritten pages, so I'll summarize it: Unicorns=Horses with magic powers(powers result of joining "the Brotherhood"). I then go on to describe how they controll every damn feature of our lives and that we would be fucked without some of their fearures and funcitons ....fearuers...what the fuck? features*. I then describe a variety of reasons why this must be true: Unicorns go disguised as common horses among men so as to directly avert an issue with the population. I decribed celeberty horses well-known far and wide, including Mr. Ed, Silver from "The Lone Ranger", and "Seabiscut". I then recalled that it was the iron brigade of cavalry that saved the union at he battle of gettysburgm, how they destroyed the Hindenburg using their Laser-beam eyes, thus assuring others that tacos are tasy...fuck, did it again...my mind keeps asking "What the fuck am I doing again? Oh, dammit! My reaction time is pretty bad at this moment too.
Oh, so in the end I allude to unicorns as a symbol of faith and religion; only then do they have the ability to pulla "matrix"on us as we are all naked fetuses stuck in a plexiglas tub somewhere deep inside the matricx. That means they are an ....awseome contrigcontributor...gah!...This means that they can bend reality so that they can easily make 1 equal two!
Fun stuff...It's really hard to keep my mind form slipping to a more radicaly new tenor....what the hell? I keep drifting in an out. It is not worth the side effects on your shead and your general c duh!.....
I see drawers that move and squirm abound on their own. I think I see a lost soul as the 90 continues to come to dinner....I see that my post hardly makes sense at this point...I wanted a greater track of how long I could be up by just one more day, but I con't just do that...So here I am now, LOSING ANY GRIP ON REALITY and forgetting to turn off caps kee
I do believe I will find this either entertaining overall as I rebuild my city, or I could woship sata.....
Promotional chocolate....and pencils...mmm.
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