Chuck Norris can only be defeated by Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, he Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan.
And that's only if they come out of nowhere lightning fast.
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by HolsteinCow » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:44 pm
Escreon wrote:Chuck Norris can only be defeated by Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, he Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan.
And that's only if they come out of nowhere lightning fast.
If that happened, Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass would be, well, kicked.
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by Aegis » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:21 pm
HolsteinCow wrote:Escreon wrote:Chuck Norris can only be defeated by Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, he Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan.
And that's only if they come out of nowhere lightning fast.
If that happened, Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass would be, well, kicked.
Dude, he so deserves it for what he did to Batman and Indiana Jones. And let's not froget, he sided with the same side as Aaron Carter. That deserves some suck points.
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by Teenr0cker » Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:36 pm
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I can not explain how stupid that looks right now. I lack the effort to explain that this wasn't a red vs blue dealie. It was a FFA killing spree. There. Done. You're a dumbass. Die slowly.
Good nuff....I'll call it a day.
I can not explain how stupid that looks right now. I lack the effort to explain that this wasn't a red vs blue dealie. It was a FFA killing spree. There. Done. You're a dumbass. Die slowly.
Good nuff....I'll call it a day.
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by Greatchickenman » Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:30 pm
Teenr0cker wrote:.....
I can not explain how stupid that looks right now. I lack the effort to explain that this wasn't a red vs blue dealie. It was a FFA killing spree. There. Done. You're a dumbass. Die slowly.
Good nuff....I'll call it a day.
You guys do realize that you're analyzing a flash cartoon, right?
And Teen even called a guy a dumbass for interpreting it differently.
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by EmperorJeramyu » Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:14 pm
Chuck Norris hates this topic.
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