Crestfallen Studios

by **Glenn47** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:34 pm

Sorta...I left out all the crap about SEND IT TO A BILLION PEOPLE AND YOU GET GOOD LUKC I SWARE THIS IS REAL OMG. IT HAPPENED TO 26 OF MY FRIENDS IT'S REAL.

A man takes the day off work and
>>
>> > decides to go out golfing.
>>
>> > He is on the second hole when he
>>
>> > notices a frog sitting next to
>>
>> > the green.
>>
>> > He thinks nothing of it and is
>>
>> >
>>
>> > about to shoot when he
>>
>> >
>>
>> > hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
>>
>> >
>>
>> > The man looks around and doesn't
>>
>> >
>>
>> > see anyone. Again, he
>>
>> > hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
>>
>> > at the frog and decides to
>>
>> >
>>
>> > prove the frog wrong, puts the
>>
>> > club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > Boom!
>>
>> > He hits it 10 inches from the
>>
>> >
>>
>> > cup. He is shocked. He says
>>
>> > to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > You must be a lucky frog, eh?
>>
>> >
>>
>> > The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
>>
>> > The man decides to take the frog
>>
>> > with him to the next hole.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > "What do you think frog?" the
>>
>> >
>>
>> > man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
>>
>> >
>>
>> > The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
>>
>> > Boom! Hole in one. The
>>
>> >
>>
>> > man is befuddled and doesn't know
>>
>> >
>>
>> > what to say. By the end
>>
>> >
>>
>> > of the day, the man golfed the
>>
>> >
>>
>> > best game of golf in his life and
>>
>> > asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
>>
>> > The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
>>
>> >
>>
>> >
>>
>> > " They go to Las Vegas
>>
>> > and the guy says, "OK frog, now
>>
>> > what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
Upon
>>
>> > approaching the roulette table, The man
>>
>> >
>>
>> > asks, "What do you think I should
>>
>> > bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
>>
>> > $3000, black 6."
>>
>> >
>>
>> > Now, this is a
>>
>> > million-to-one shot to win, but
>>
>> > after the golf game the man
>>
>> >
>>
>> > figures what the heck.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
across the table.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > The man takes his winnings and
>>
>> > buys the best room in the
>>
>> > hotel. He sits the frog down and
>>
>> > says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
>>
>> > You've won me all this money and
>>
>> > I am forever grateful."
>>
>> >
>>
>> > The frog replies,
>>
>> >
>>
>> > "Ribbit Kiss Me."
>>
>> > He figures why not,
>>
>> >
>>
>> > since after all the frog did for
>>
>> > him, he deserves it. With a
>>
>> > kiss, the frog turns into a
>>
>> > gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,
>>
>> >
>>
>> > your honor, is how the girl
>>
>> >
>>
>> > ended up in my room. So help me God
>>
>> >
>>
>> >
>>
>> > or my name is not William Jefferson
Clinton."

I'm not about to fine-tune it, cuz I'm lazy.

by **HolsteinCow** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:17 pm

by **Teenr0cker** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:35 pm

So....beautiful...

by **Greatchickenman** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:10 pm

HolsteinCow wrote:

You dick! Bill Clinton is awesome!

by **OverlordBill** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:11 pm

If Bill Clinton had had his genitals removed the day he got into office, he would be remembered as the greatest president since that one guy who did whatever with the war or something.

by **Porter** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:24 pm

Since when did getting your dick sucked off have anything to do with how well he ran the country?

Sounds like a true man to me

by **Exiled** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:34 pm

Porter wrote:Since when did getting your dick sucked off have anything to do with how well he ran the country?

Sounds like a true man to me

I second that.

by **Greatchickenman** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:55 pm

OverlordBill wrote:If Bill Clinton had had his genitals removed the day he got into office, he would be remembered as the greatest president since that one guy who did whatever with the war or something.

All so true. The scandal is how my generation viewed Bill Clinton. No one even knew or cared what he actually did in office :lol:

by **ReaperGal** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:24 pm

OverlordBill wrote:If Bill Clinton had had his genitals removed the day he got into office, he would be remembered as the greatest president since that one guy who did whatever with the war or something.

Exactly. Who cares if he got his pole polished?

by **OverlordBill** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:28 pm

If it hadn't been for the scandal, Republicans wouldn't have any stupid morality arguments. Damn Republicans.

And just as a side note, you need to all read Jennifer Government now. Yeah. It's related to the topic. It's about capitalizm.

by **Porter** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:30 pm

LOL, are you saying you're not involved yet?

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/ind ... consinites

There's my nation!

by **OverlordBill** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:43 pm

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/ind ... keticaless

We should make a Crestfallen area.

by **Greatchickenman** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:24 pm

Holy crap! I completely forgot I had a nation states account!

by **Porter** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:53 pm

indeed we should make a crestfallen region.

by **Impossible** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:04 pm

I remember when a few of us started playing, and then all stopped. I went a bit longer than the rest of us, though. Now I can't be bothered.

Crestfallen Studios

An actually decent forward

An actually decent forward

Who is online