How long can you hold your breath?

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How long can you hold your breath?

Postby Lord_Ehrgeiz » Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:07 pm

just tell me for statistics...
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Postby Squish » Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:30 pm

Shouldn't you have made this into a poll if you wanted statistics?
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:43 pm

about 2 minutes. I haven't worked on my lungs for a long time.
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Postby OverlordBill » Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:30 am

I pass out if I hold my breath longer than FIFTY BAJILLION MINUTES BECAUSE I'M A REAL MAN! YARRG! I'M CHEWING GLASS AND NAILS AND SHITTING PAPERWEIGHTS IN THE SHAPE OF MOUNT RUSHMORE!
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Postby Porter » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:32 am

I gave up on breathing last week.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:22 pm

Somewhere between 2 and 3 minutes.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:17 pm

:oops:
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*Teenr0cker has passed out
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Postby Kensai » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:12 pm

1 minute. :oops:
I don't want to suffocate and die, okay!?

And somebody help teenr0cker, he seems to have collapsed in the middle of the forum.
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Postby Flibbo » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:41 pm

*prod*

*prod*

*prod*


uh, guys? i don't think he's getting back up anytime soon
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Postby Impossible » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:34 pm

Default action text in IRC is totally not fucking hot pink. I would have used purple, at least.
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Postby Jonesy » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:47 am

6 minutes. Diving rocks.
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Postby Impossible » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:18 am

Wow, some people have fucked up lungs. Some of the same people have signature images which are WAY TOO BIG.
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Postby Vaylos » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:02 pm

hi all, long time no see. :) Ugh, I only got 2:15 min. Might have gotten another 30 seconds if i used that hyperventilation trick to flood my lungs with oxygen. but meh. :P i'm outta shape anyways >_<
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Postby Shindy » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:04 pm

40 seconds. i dont work on holding breaths.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:02 pm

Impossible wrote:Default action text in IRC is totally not fucking hot pink. I would have used purple, at least.



Lets go through the spectrum, shall we?
Dark Red
Red
Orange
Brown
Yellow
Green
Olive
Cyan
Blue
Dark Blue
Indigo
Violet
White
Black

vi·o·let (v-lt)
n.

1. The hue of the short-wave end of the visible spectrum, evoked in the human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 380 to 420 nanometers.
2. Any of a group of colors, reddish-blue in hue, that may vary in lightness and saturation.

And as we branch off to Thesaurus.com ....

Main Entry: Purple
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: blue and red
Synonyms: amethyst, bluish red, heliotrope, lavender, lilac, magenta, mauve, mulberry, orchid, perse, plum, pomegranate, reddish blue, violaceous, violet, wine
Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.1.1)
Copyright © 2005 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.


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