A short history of the boy-god Inderos.

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A short history of the boy-god Inderos.

Postby Cocoa » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:57 pm

It has come to my attention that some people through no fault of their own, other than being retarded, have no idea who Inderos is. As a public service to the independent RPG making community I have decided to compose and post a short piece about this genius.

First we must all understand why Inderos is better than the rest of us.
As his profile states, he is God, and his occupation is being arrogant. This is readily apparent.

Just look at his Avatar. No BS just the most goregeous creature you've ever seen. Every time I see it I feel completely inadequate. Especially since I blew my face off with a bottle rocket. If that's not God then I've never date-raped a pair of siamese midget twins.

Inderos is the defender of the boards. I would like to display 5 Mar 05. On this day Inderos let the world know that he would not stand for craptastic literature on his board.
Anyways, I have no real comments on the story itself. Doesn't really seem like he put enough effort into it for me to critique it.

Brilliance. Inderos thrashes the poor bastard without even attacking the story directly. Such subtle brilliance, like a weiner sliped into a pop-corn tub at the movies through the mechanism of a hole cut in the bottom with a pocket knife.

Inderos is the self-styled "Strata" of this community. He feels perfectly at home cutting people's faces off so he can take their bunnies. Kinda like Hannibal Lecter. Inderos knows this is not evil, because it's just a personal vendeta for apparently no reason. Nobody should hold that against anyone. I would submit the following as evidence:

I think we all know that he is not really evil.
can selfishness be classified as evil? think on that one.

No. There is absolutely nothing wrong


I'd like to keep going, but as I looked through the rest of his posts I realize that most of it was garbage. I'll just hit the High points.

Inderos knows his writing kicks ass. He also knows that your writing sucks ass.
Inderos has a Novella.
Inderos has an interesting sig.
Inderos would rather talk to his girl than bone her. (That's my fault.)
Inderos is a character that Inderos has had for a long time.
Inderos is not a homosexual. (usually)
Inderos and I had a brief fling that was ended when ReaperAlez joined the community.
Inderos is more of a catcher than a pitcher.
Inderos REALLY likes leather.
Inderos touched me in my naughty spotty.
Inderos and I resumed our fling after ReaperAlez turned out to be a 30 year old dude named Chip, who in turn turned out to be a 15 year old kid from who knows where.
Inderos has a story about him, "The Too Bad, Misfortunate, Unhappy, Story of Inderos."
The next chapter of the story will be released after 9 waves of beta testing.
Inderos is the most beautiful thing most of us will see before Jesus comes back and takes him, leaving the rest of us to despair and die in an unhappy ugly world.

Inderos hates:
Dadaelus
emo kids
ham sandwiches
giving head to chickens
religion
poor spelling
sex with his girlfriend
his creative writing teacher
people who criticize his novella
other people in his creative writing class
hentai (WTF?)
football
being a real man in Montana
home invasion
sticking his stuff in the same hole as the other guy
Keira Knightley...Sarah Michelle Geller...Jessica Alba.....ect
jews

Some of you just read that and are thinking Inderos is a Nazi. Actually he prefers the term anti-semite. He doesn't really hate them, he just loves white people.

Inderos likes:
football(the european kind)
creative writing
eating hotdogs
sticking his stuff in a different hole than the other guy
Inderos
haters
giving head to GENAAAUMs
journeymen (I'd like to journeyman you!)
tactical MMORPGS

I hope you all enjoyed this exhaustive guide to Inderos. There is nothing else you could want to know, or possibly know about him. Now that you know him, I want you all to clap real hard, because I heard somewhere clapping can bring fairies back.

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It is the only way.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:04 pm

That's... uh... nice... Cocoa. Good... job...
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Re: A short history of the boy-god Inderos.

Postby Novahn » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:16 pm

Cocoa wrote:Especially since I blew my face off with a bottle rocket.

I hate it when that happens.
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:56 pm

So you've dated siameese twins?
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Any type of female.
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Postby voodooKobra » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:59 pm

So, from reading this, Cocoa is sucking Inderos's dick... what's new?

EDIT: I apologize for the profanity, but seriously...
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Postby Flibbo » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:05 pm

well that was one of the more interesting portions of the time i've spent today.

of course i spent a good 5 hours alphabetising cd's at the shop im working at but i still thought this was funny.
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Postby War » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:49 pm

This topic just makes me hate Inderos.
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Postby loona » Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:12 pm

OverlordBill wrote:You're too much of a whiny bitch to rule the world. I hate you. Die.
Inderos wrote:I'm too much of a whiny bitch? Ha. You're the biggest whiny bitch of them all. You're constantly complaining about how much everyone sucks. Fuck off, hypocrite.

And I -will- rule the world.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:38 pm

hehehehehehe good find loona
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:47 pm

If inderson ends up ruling the world I will make an enquiry for sweden. I'd like to rule that alone.

Seriously, he's not the only one with dreams of world domination, he's got some heavy competition.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:07 pm

Yes me and my army of canadians with sharpend broom sticks shall dominate the world!!!!! by poking
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Postby Porter » Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:12 am

Are you sure you two aren't being homosexual together?

I can see you two now having long talks over candlelight dinner, but no sex. :lol:
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Postby Telephalsion » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:41 am

I'd enjoy that, if I was facing a girl...
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Any type of female.
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Postby Impossible » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:57 pm

THAT IS VERY INAPPROPRIATE MODERATOR TALK, POOTER!
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Postby Teenr0cker » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:30 pm

Let me tell you how far i've gotten at this point before common sense kicked in:

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I did a double back on the name, so "plyn" was my pivot point.....Then I stopped caring.....and by the way, I make the stoopid jew remarks here, so skidaddle along you pathetic pseudo-nazi

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