So, the other day I was sitting around, thinking about how everyone loves me. I am hailed as the patriarch of society, and all adore me. Since I wanted to bask in this light. I decided to observe the praise of my subordinates. Yessire, I was looking forward to a monumental wealth of praise. Just enough to keep me quelled for one day. But it would be for naught.
To my utter astonishment, not everyone was showering me in praise! Gasp!? Onomatopoeia!? How utterly preposterous! You fiends! I'll get you with my 1920s moving picture talk! This consequential hullabaloo raised quite a temperature in my veins! I mean, everyone should be fellating me with adoration! This utter damnation could only a direct result of my arch nemesis! Who is constantly wrapped in contrivances; webs meant to slander and up heave my position as the supremely awesome dude. So now I must arm myself with a wit unlike the world has ever seen before. This wit shall cut through you knaves like butter! Then you shall learn punishment for holding your gifts of respect.
In conclusion, I hate Ben Affleck. Because I'll be damned if I don't end my rants on some completely random note.
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A whimsical post! Ironic rhetoric? I have character!
by EmperorJeramyu » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:25 pm
"Unfortunately, the dragon only speaks in Napalm, a curious ancient language that you don't really need to speak to understand."
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by OverlordBill » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:33 pm
No. He was always insane. Becoming an admin just allows him to get away with showing it.
A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
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by EmperorJeramyu » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:44 pm
3 swings, and 3 misses. tsk tsk.
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Wiseguy eh?
by Cocoa » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:36 pm
I'm not sure whether this post is a cleverly constructed satire of a prominent, some say ridiculously sexy, board member, or Jeramyu has lost his ego-border line and been caught up in the ur-web cast by a powerful personality. Nevertheless, as a public service I must insist you all follow these safety rules when posting sarcasticly or satiricly in the future.
1. Always keep the satire pointed in a safe direction. You might end up satarizing yourself, or an innocent bystander unintentionally
2. Always keep your fingers off the keyboard until ready to type. If you don't you might end up typing utterly stupid crap like a certain trio of new guys.
3. Always keep your window minimized until ready to post. This will allow you to continue looking at your favorite goat/surgical-fetish-midget porn for as long as possible.
4. Know your target and what is beyond. God forbid you hit voodooKobra with it and he ends up murdering your mom.
5. Know how to use satire safely. (see above)
6. Be sure your keyboard is safe to operate. You don't to starve to death after your fingers get stuck to the keyboard because you forgot to wipe it off after your last internet session.
7. Use only the correct satire for your situation. As evidenced by this situation Jeramyu is using satire that is much too "High Caliber" for the majority of you semi-literates to understand.
8. Wear flame retardent clothing as needed. Some folks don't like sarcasm.
9. Never satarize without using Alchohol, or drugs. It might suck if you don't.
10. Store satire so it is not accessible to unathorized persons.
11. Be aware that certain types of satire may require additional preperations. For example: Jeramyu had to slob the knob before his previous satire.
1. Always keep the satire pointed in a safe direction. You might end up satarizing yourself, or an innocent bystander unintentionally
2. Always keep your fingers off the keyboard until ready to type. If you don't you might end up typing utterly stupid crap like a certain trio of new guys.
3. Always keep your window minimized until ready to post. This will allow you to continue looking at your favorite goat/surgical-fetish-midget porn for as long as possible.
4. Know your target and what is beyond. God forbid you hit voodooKobra with it and he ends up murdering your mom.
5. Know how to use satire safely. (see above)
6. Be sure your keyboard is safe to operate. You don't to starve to death after your fingers get stuck to the keyboard because you forgot to wipe it off after your last internet session.
7. Use only the correct satire for your situation. As evidenced by this situation Jeramyu is using satire that is much too "High Caliber" for the majority of you semi-literates to understand.
8. Wear flame retardent clothing as needed. Some folks don't like sarcasm.
9. Never satarize without using Alchohol, or drugs. It might suck if you don't.
10. Store satire so it is not accessible to unathorized persons.
11. Be aware that certain types of satire may require additional preperations. For example: Jeramyu had to slob the knob before his previous satire.
Cocoa O. Muerto,
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by EmperorJeramyu » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:39 pm
Well met, well met.
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by OverlordBill » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:43 pm
Trio of new guys? There are something like five of them. Their population is growing exponentially by the day.
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by Greatchickenman » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:03 pm
They're like bunnies... breeding like mad. You know how they solved the bunny problem in Australia? They bludgeoned them to .
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by Squiggy » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:04 pm
hmmm, by 'trio of new guys' i take it you mean me, doovy and the amazing dancing wang...
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by CJ » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:45 pm
Greatchickenman wrote:They're like bunnies... breeding like mad. You know how they solved the bunny problem in Australia? They bludgeoned them to .
no that didn't work they used a virus that only rabbits were affected by.
I think it was called myxametosis (I know for sure that the spelling is not correct so no need to insult me about it).
oh yeah by the way. Doovy & Co. are not gone. After all... I am Doovy and Forunner is still here.
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by Teenr0cker » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:46 pm
You fool! You've become DRUNK WITH POWER!!! DRUNK I SAY!
ehhhhhh, what's going on?
ehhhhhh, what's going on?
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