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newsflash: i probably rape children

Postby HolsteinCow » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:57 pm

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"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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Postby Greatchickenman » Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:02 pm

Wow.. I really don't know how I can reply to a topic like this...
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Postby Glenn47 » Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:24 pm

Wha....what? I don't......what?
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Postby Porter » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:42 pm

Holstein reaking havoc upon a MMORPG.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:10 am

I.... :oops: ...love you :oops: :oops: :oops:



I want in on this.


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Postby Forerunner » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:19 am

...once again, I get the feeling I completely missed the point... wtf?
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Postby Flibbo » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:44 am

:lol:
It's fun to mess with stranger's minds.
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Postby HolsteinCow » Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:43 am

I just developed a stupid conspiracy theory and unleashed it onto IMVU. That thing has been an infinite source of hilarity so far.

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"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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Postby Poenaensis » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:51 pm

Holstein, you've probably come up with something really funny here, but you carry it off with the flair of my Mum. The title just makes you look even more like retard. A child got raped near where my Dad works not long ago. Go die in a fire.
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Postby War » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:03 pm

Do you know HolsteinCow?
Do you know how old this topic is?
Do you know not to repost stupid shit in old topics?

Please don't bring back old shit.
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Postby Poenaensis » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:44 pm

Ok War you're right, but this topic was about halfway down the 1st page. I didn't check dates. No I don't know Holstein, he's probably great, but out of 4 posts I have seen by him he has said "funny" things which are a bit close to home. I'm sure he's just joking, but being sarcastic about things which are pure evil is just retarded, and always will be.
"Mum, Grandad says he cant get his bottom set of false teeth out."

"Don, are you all right?"

"I can't get my teeth out"

"that's cause they're real"
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Postby Sarcasm » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:18 pm

Pure evil? Gwhahahaha...
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:58 pm

Actually, sarcasm and humour is a good way to stop negative feelings on certain topics. Of course everybody thinks rape and murder are wrong in reality :wink: but some find it easier to cope with something if they can laugh at it.

To me, making jokes like this is just a way of mocking the idiots who commit these crimes, while in my social circle we'd mock them as we'd mock somebody who hasn't commited them as well as for what they've done.

As somebody who can take these jokes in good nature I'm dissapointed to see somebody who doesn't just plainly state they are offended by such jokes rather than insulting the person at heart. Just because somebody can take something in good measure and make fun of it doesn't mean they are a "retard" as you put it.

EDIT: Sorry to keep this topic alive by the way. Let past things lie in the past.
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Postby Sarcasm » Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:08 pm

Fitz Tayo wrote:Actually, sarcasm and humour is a good way to stop negative feelings on certain topics. Of course everybody thinks rape and murder are wrong in reality :wink: but some find it easier to cope with something if they can laugh at it.

To me, making jokes like this is just a way of mocking the idiots who commit these crimes, while in my social circle we'd mock them as we'd mock somebody who hasn't commited them as well as for what they've done.

As somebody who can take these jokes in good nature I'm dissapointed to see somebody who doesn't just plainly state they are offended by such jokes rather than insulting the person at heart. Just because somebody can take something in good measure and make fun of it doesn't mean they are a "retard" as you put it.

EDIT: Sorry to keep this topic alive by the way. Let past things lie in the past.

Who the FUCK are you and what did you do to Fitz, Bitch!?
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:11 pm

I was being more formal and less insultive (swearing and the sorts) to try not to offend, or lessen any offence that could be taken at that post. But, if you must:

FUCK YOU.







In the ear!




















Twice.

(That good enough for ya?)
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