Dreams

[Telephalsion]

Have you had any strange dreams you can recall? Usually you forget dreams pretty fast, but either way.

[Ghoti]

I've been having a lot of long and strange dreams lately almost every night, but I don't really remember any of them. I've simply stopped trying to remember all of them because they are just too complicated.

I know I told some people in IRC a little while ago about a dream that I had and how I was able to force myself back into sleep so that I could continue it. It was pretty cool. There were two parts. I don't really remember the first part much, but it involved my wanting french toast and people continually keeping me from having it. There was this pretty uncute girl there, too, but for some reason I wanted to have sex with her. Instead I just stared at her, and apparently she got freaked out judging by the way she was looking at me. That's when I was just about to wake up. Fortunately I was able to do that thing where I was able to force myself back to sleep. I think I did this a few times during the french toast part of the dream as well, so I had enough experience to do it efficiently.

On to part two of the dream. If I remember correctly, I was in the basement of my house. There were a lot of computers and people working at them. Then this odd-looking yet cute guy shows up and says my parents own some company. He was quite vague about it, though. Then his assistant, a girl, cuter than the one in the first part, shows up. We get into this strange car. It was strange because it seemed kind of backwards with the driver facing the passengers. Pretty impractical. Anyway, I ask the girl if she's the same one from before, and she says she isn't.

There. I think that's it. I probably got some stuff wrong or mixed up. Ah well. Maybe I'll tell you guys about some of my dreams from when I was younger at another time.

[Flibbo]

I rarely remember dreams, but when i do they are pretty good ones like that one i had a while ago about us being the last living people on earth (a story i am now converting into a tv script fyi).
http://www.crestfallen.us/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2184-Handy Dandy Link
I tend to remember the stranger or more awesome dreams (or so i presume). I remember one where me and my class from year 5 are being chased around by a gigantic bed with frilly sheets while wearing SA uniforms and brown berets (no joke).
Another i had when i was very young is where a demon turtle and a demon cat are in my room being generally evil. Then the cat jumps up on my bed and bites my neck shouting "I'm going to suck your blood" where upon i shout "Ah no my blood, I forgot". I forgot about my blood apparently.
Then there was another one i had when i was really young where a group of Disney characters travel to a lake of pulsating pink ooze and Peter Pan does a dive into it.

A nice little look into my Phyche for you there.

[Aegis]

Do you want the STRANGE or the AWESOME?

[Strayed Wanderer]

PIRATES! I had the coolest neo-pirate dream ever! There was a battle... and then a hideout, and then I spotted this Underwater Tunnel that was used for constructing these fucked up ships that looked like canoes with hoods. At some point I remember pissing blood, and I'm really not sure what that was about.

[Sling]

I constantly have these weird dreams where I walk up the hill I live and suddenly it get's all steep and for some reason I develop paralysis in my entire body except my neck an arms. I try running but I end up going slower then I fall over into the road. By this time the hill has become vertical but for some reason I'm stuck to it. Then a double-decker bus starts driving down the hill and when I try to move I just roll around like a turtle stuck on it's back. No matter how much I roll I can't get up, but then the hill starts to get longer so the bus never actually hits me.
Then I suddenly fall from the road into a large group of people who just start attacking me. I regain the use of my body but the muscles in my arms and legs are still paralysed so no matter how hard I hit them I do no damage. I then suddenly notice a sword in the corner and use it on them and then my muscles become un-paralysed and the dream ends and continues onto a new one.

The best dream I ever had was when I got told I won the lottery and that there were no more chavs in the world and there was a massive party.

[Burning_Flame]

From the sound of you you need to get off the RPG's. Getting paralized, common status effect, No wepon no dagage, common RPG thingie, And everybody vs you common in RPG's. Now you need to slow down how many you play because if your dreaming about them. Thats just creepy.
My weirdest dream would have to be this one when I was a kid, I was in my house and my Dad walks into my room wakes me up and says theres somebody downstairs, so my Dad grabs his riflt, whick was blue for some reason, and he gives my a butter knife..... really a butter knife? I mean what would I be able to do with that. spread butter on them? an hope they slip on it? Anyway, we go downstairs and theres nobody there, so I go back upstairs and go back to bed, but after a few seconds i hear sompthing, and i half wake up and there a guy standing over me with a huge knife, and just as he was about to stabme I woke up and my dad was standing over me and I punched him in the face. HE was mad, untill he heard about the dream then he kind of understood.

[Sling]

What? RPG's have nothing to do with it. The last RPG game I played was The Way 6, since then I've laid off gaming except this one game which was built in Macromedia Flash where you get to be a ninja and you have to collect things to open up the exit to the next level. It was pretty good and it wasn't an RPG.

[Aegis]

...I'd assume strange then. Here's my strangest dream ever:

Two sides are having a massive war inside a big building like a warehouse or something. This war is actually Capture the Flag, only with any weapons you could possibly get or imagine (FPS anyone?). Now, in this dream, I was the only smart person there. Everyone else just attacked directly, while I was more of a ninja-thief-stealthy guy. There was this one time where I got reall really pissed at everyone for just rushing in to an obvious trap. The commander was a fucktard too.

After that, there was a message that we could all go home soon, so we all packed our personal belongings (for some reason, we brought like almost everything we owned). Just then, the commander called a meeting, to tell eveyone that they actually couldn't go home. While we were all listening, a thief who looked like Kiki from Sluggy Freelance but didn't have her personality at all, took all of our stuff. That pissed me off a ton.

Time to introduce you to a new fact: My dreams have cutscenes. That's right, friggin' cutscenes. So, there was a cutscene where this evil sorceress took like a corpse of a Kodo beast from Warcraft 3 and use this evil plant thing to convert it into a raging plant monster (that, incidentally, was a lot like that evil boar from the beginning of Princess Mononoke). She also strapped an ogre to its back which was then grown into the plant monster, JUST TO PISS IT OFF by trapping it in an unstoppable monster.

After that, all of my teammates and me got christmas off. I visited my relatives for a little while, then we came back. Then we fought some more, and almost got 0wned, but reinforcements came and we overwhelmed them. We found all our stuff there, except for my computer and my gamecube. I found out, somehow, that the thief, along with my computer and gamecube had been eaten by the big monster thingy. So I took tons of weapons to go kill it. I took the commander's nice gun right out of his hands which made him realy pissed.

Then I set off to kill the monster. Then I woke up. If that dream doesn't seem extremely wierd, strange, and/or fucked up to you, then you need clown care. Like, badly. So yeah, that was the wierdest dream I ever had. If you want me to recount awesome dreams, I've certainly got a lot of those too.

EDIT: I just realized that the last sentance of every paragraph in this post has the word pissed in it. Just shows to go you what kind of dream this was.

EDIT X2: I had watched like 20 episodes of RvB in a row that day, so that might have had something to do with it.

[Telephalsion]

I had this recuring dream when I was small.
I was sitting in the car in an intersection, I see the traffic light clearly, I look to me left and there's this HUGE cathedral there, I immideately find myself inside it, sitting in one of the benches, I turn around to sense my father there, I don't really see him, I just know he's there, I hear rumblings and feel the floor move, I look down and see a huge footprint, I find myself hiding behind some shelves, and I see a huge foot walk past, I run out scared and can't find my dad anywhere.

One scary ass dream.

[Porter]

Who has dreams THAT elaborate?

C'mon people.

[Burning_Flame]

Well the rest of my dreams can be summerized into three words Random Sex Dream.

[Greatchickenman]

One dream that I had a couple of times when I was about three years old was me outside in my backyard with a crowd of people around me. I wonder why all these people are crowded around me and I start to feel really scared (I was three. lots of people scare you when you're three). Suddenly I start sprouting all this hair around me and I turn into a werewolf. An old dark black guy (probably a medicine man. maybe this dream is tied to the Lion King. I don't know.) then crushes up some leaves in a bowl and rubs them on me and I turn back to normal. I wake up then.

Another one I had when I was bout 8 was me on a playground and there's this kid pulling a columbine. He's got a supersoaker filled with a volatile acid and he starts spraying all these people with it, instantly dissolving their faces. For some reason I go up and try and talk him out of it. He looks like he's calming down but then he sprays me with it. I feel a strong burning sensation for a few seconds and then I wake up.

When I was ten I dreamed that I was bitten on the hand by a poisonous snake. I woke up and my hand was still stinging.

Finally, one I had when I was 11 was me running across a huge platform running away from helicopters that are shooting at me and I dive into the water. I swim to shore and I'm in a forest and a group of soldiers spot me so I run and duck behind a tree. I come from my cover and I shoot all 7 of them in the head with my metro sexual bright sky blue pistol. I can't remember much more past that.

[Aegis]

Who has dreams THAT elaborate?

C'mon people.

No, really, that was a dream that I had. I have really complex dreams, even if they rarely make any sense whatsoever. You'ld believe the one that I'm going to base my novel on even less.

[Sarcasm]

I once had a dream about me playing in a roleplaying server, NWN style, But with Nox graphics... My character (that I actually played in NWN) and another one (Who played on the same roleplaying server with me RL)
were chatting in the woods, And then suddenly this huuuuuuuuge green spider attacks and a Tales of Phantasia style battle begins, With The Way's episode 3 boss music that sounded more opera like, Sang by woman...

Now, Teen, This is what happens when you play too many roleplaying games.