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You will BOW before me!

Postby Telephalsion » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:54 pm

I've got my drivers license, yay for me!
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Any type of female.
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Postby Flibbo » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:41 pm

Awesome. Remember, if you run over 3 people it's technically a spree.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:41 pm

And a fuck yeah for Tele!
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:01 pm

Welcome to the league of REAL men. Make sure to unionize if you're going to be running over old ladies for a living, like I do.
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Postby Shindy » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:19 pm

sweeeeeeeet.

so new crimes are available for you now...
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Postby Takarious » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:02 pm

That's not funny. My mom was killed in a drive-by shooting. Just kidding, grats.
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Postby Squiggy » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:16 pm

so, what now tele? off to the street racing? or some hit-and-run inncedents?
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Postby Jasonflare » Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:00 am

Grand Theft Telephalsion anyone?
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:06 am

First off I need to make a good CD, with songs like breaking the law and highway star, y'know, fitting road songs. Then I'm going to have a couple of friends teach me the noble art of handbrake spins and drifting.
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Any type of female.
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Postby Takarious » Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:56 am

Oh my god, you aren't one of those "Japanese" car buffs are you... "WATCH ME DRIFT IN MY TOYOTA!!!11"
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:30 am

Hell no! (It's a mitsubishi)

But I don't own my own car, and probably wont get one untill i get some more stability in my ecnoomy. While a friend of mine has a pimped out volvo. It's awesome.
On of the few cars in our town with neon.
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Any type of female.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:41 pm

Me and Porter decided they don't have cars in Sweden, Tele is lying. They only have Wooly Mammoths.
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:22 pm

DAMN YOU STRAYED!

It was supposed to be a secret... :'(
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:29 pm

Porter is really the one who figured out the mammoth thing.
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Postby War » Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:22 pm

They also have Voloo in Sweden. Not much different.
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