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Well, the good news is, I'm still alive

Postby Impossible » Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:39 pm

Got hit by a car, broken leg, constant pain, can't get out of bed, more details when I feel like it.

Asian women can't fucking drive.
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Postby ReaperGal » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:14 pm

I'll pretend to be insulted when you're feeling better.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:19 pm

You have cars in Australia?
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:34 pm

Damn, your the third person I know whos been in a car crash this month.
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Postby Impossible » Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:02 am

No, I'm serious, and I've noticed it constantly actually in Asia as well as here. Where most people would slow down for pedestrians, Asians speed up to get past before them, crossing the road and in other situations... The first time I went to Bangkok, I was actually scared to cross the road sometimes.

Also, flashing lights and doors opening on a tram mean you fucking stop. End of story, not my fault. THAT'S THE ENTIRE REASON THEY'RE THERE. Why have a system in place to prevent injuries when there are people too dumb for it to work on?
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Postby Ultimate Halo Sticker » Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:55 am

Hahahahaha....sucks to be you....hahahaha....broken leg....I think I just creamed in my pants...
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Postby Flibbo » Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:21 am

Ow shit, that must've hurt. Got details on how it happened?
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Postby Alundra » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:16 am

[quote="Flibbo"]Ow shit, that must've hurt. Got details on how it happened?[/quote]
"Where most people would slow down for pedestrians, Asians speed up to get past before them, crossing the road and in other situations... "
They just recognized him from the crestfallen boards and went yaaaar on his ass? :roll: :wink: sorry Impy, get well soon and break a leg... oh wait, you already did. Why don't you contemplate on what just happened there. :lol:
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Postby Burning_Flame » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:42 am

Ultimate Halo Sticker wrote:Hahahahaha....sucks to be you....hahahaha....broken leg....I think I just creamed in my pants...


So the thought of Impy in bed makes you "cream yoyr pants".....
Well I beleive I speek for a few people when I say You Sick Fuck. Getting of to a injured impy in bed... :shock:
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:53 am

Why are there no posts that are actually sympathetic to somebody who got hit by a car? They're mostly potentially insulting and stuff. That's sad that nobody is nice to the person who got hit by a car.

So anyway, get well soon. How long are you stuck in bed for?
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Postby Sarcasm » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:00 am

I wish you quick recovery.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:00 am

Hero'd for the getting hit by a car.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:06 am

Burning_Flame's Sig wrote:Hero:Impossible
Reason:For being Gimpossible

Hah.
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Postby Telephalsion » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:37 am

Get better soon.
And sue the driver!
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Re: Well, the good news is, I'm still alive

Postby Stedar » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:01 am

Impossible wrote:Asian women can't fucking drive.


Lol No they can't. That's what my mom says too.
It's like, go back to china and Japan and kill people there,
you're already overpopulating!

(no offense to anyone here)

P.s. Get well soon, and get that liscense plate pic :lol:
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