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Postby Impossible » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:22 pm

OH MY GOD, EXCELL, YOU'RE A MORON!
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Postby OverlordBill » Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:09 am

I just look for posts by Jeramyu now whenever I enter a topic. It's much less reading and much more fun.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:36 pm

I always wondered why they never bothered to make a webcomic...
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:36 pm

EmperorJeramyu wrote: Any questions?


Yes, just two.

One: Can you explain this?

Two: Metal Gear (Mullet/Solid) or Splinter Cell? Just a simple answer will do for the 2nd....but a paragraph must be done on the first...a very long paragraph
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Postby HolsteinCow » Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:40 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:
EmperorJeramyu wrote: Any questions?

One: Can you explain this?


I don't speak German, dumbass.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:43 pm

HolsteinCow wrote:
Teenr0cker wrote:
EmperorJeramyu wrote: Any questions?

One: Can you explain this?


I don't speak German, dumbass.


One: nice sig...very nice

two: Holstein cows are german-bred cows last I checked.

Three: you're not Jera...you had me fooled for a minute, but I know now that you're not him.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:01 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:
EmperorJeramyu wrote: Any questions?


Yes, just two.

One: Can you explain this?

Two: Metal Gear (Mullet/Solid) or Splinter Cell? Just a simple answer will do for the 2nd....but a paragraph must be done on the first...a very long paragraph


1. That's a violation of my religious principles. I don't speak devil heathen language.

2. Between MGS3 (I assume the mullet comment means you're talking about the 3rd), and Splinter Cell 3? That's a tough one. I haven't actually played either, but I heard they both kick ass in their own ways. Didn't you beat SC3?
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Postby Greatchickenman » Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:13 pm

I'm gonna have to go with MGS3. The dialogue is hilarious.

Signt: uhh.. Snake?

Snake: Yeah?

Signt: Why don't you have a shirt on?

Snake: I don't know. It just makes me feel free you know.

Signt: Thats not a good idea, Snake. that'll make your camo index go down a whole bunch.

Snake: umm.. Signt...?

Signt: Yeah?

Snake: uh... is there a way I could take off the pants too...?

Signt: Aww hell no! Fox unit is a nutfest!

[Signt closes transmission]
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:25 pm

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/239227

Oh yeah, we've got ourselves a great hero....

Yeah, Jer, I've played SC3. I am still stunned by the graphics to this day. A wonderful game. I've decided to do another 100% rating run...which reminds me, where's strayed run off to these days?
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Postby Telephalsion » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:11 am

Maybe it's just useless ramblings, but to me, excell seems to have gone pretty much open in saying "If you lay off me I'll ay off you from here on out" to impossible, and for some reason impossible just can't take it. Maybe he doesn't want to take their relationship to the next level, as love begins with a brawl :P
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Any type of female.
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Postby Squiggy » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:14 am

Just don't let the overly patriotic and quite moronic Australians get their way too often


that statment is just plain stuped, we're smarter than most AMERICANS! seriously, the americans spend ten years and a billion dollars to make a pen that works in space, and fail, when the russians use a pencil! whats that say about america?[/code]
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Postby Greatchickenman » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:02 am

Seth_lordoftheundead wrote:
Just don't let the overly patriotic and quite moronic Australians get their way too often


that statment is just plain stuped, we're smarter than most AMERICANS! seriously, the americans spend ten years and a billion dollars to make a pen that works in space, and fail, when the russians use a pencil! whats that say about america?[/code]



Which once again proves how moronic you Australians are, being too stupid to realize it's an Urban Legend.

http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp


Check your facts, people...

By the way, if you'll read near the bottom, you'd realize that using pencils were in fact DANGEROUS...now how stupid are the Americans?

Not to mention the Soviets used the pen too..
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Postby Burning_Flame » Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:02 pm

Seth_lordoftheundead wrote:
Just don't let the overly patriotic and quite moronic Australians get their way too often


that statment is just plain stuped, we're smarter than most AMERICANS! seriously, the americans spend ten years and a billion dollars to make a pen that works in space, and fail, when the russians use a pencil! whats that say about america?[/code]


haha its funny becasue hes saying that hes smarter than most americans yet he misspelled stupid.
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Postby Squiggy » Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:21 pm

haha its funny becasue hes saying that hes smarter than most americans yet he misspelled stupid.


BAH! it was a typo!!!!
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Postby Forerunner » Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:50 pm

Burning_Flame wrote:haha its funny becasue hes saying that hes smarter than most americans yet he misspelled stupid.


No offence... but that'd just plain stupid. It was obviously a typo and you know it.
Ignoring the message because of a small mistake like that is like a moron jumping off a cliff without means to survive and laughing at a guy with a parachute because his nose is big.... or something else along the lines of being completely irrelevant.
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