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Postby War » Tue Jun 15, 2004 6:30 pm

Does it really matter what system we use? As long as we can say that is that far away for that.
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Postby Telephalsion » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:01 pm

blaksun wrote:If you live 10 miles from the ocean, you don't live by the ocean.


Hmm let me think, I live in sweden, correction: the north of sweden.
I think far away is atleast about 22 english miles or 3 metric miles
something like that. Such distances are easily covered with a bike.
When distances become greater than 7-10 metric miles the use of a motor-veichel is preferred.

Blacksun: People living in the north of sweden are the best.
I live really close to a river, less than 1 kilometer. 1-2 minute(s) by bicycle.
I also live quite close to the ocean. About 10 miles as said.
Wich is about 1-2 hour(s) by bicycle.


Okay Overlordbill:
yes the american system is more challenging for people who doesn't practice it on a regular basis.
But for those who use it it's as easy as laughing.
But it's a bit strange. Your system uses no real constants to rely on.
I mean 1 foot? My foot is quite short. My friends is bigger... you get the point.
The entire metric system bases around one simple thing:
WATER (H2O)


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War: It doesn't matter as long as everyone understands what you mean.
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Postby blaksun » Wed Jun 16, 2004 3:01 pm

You're Swedish...heh.... :)

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Postby Telephalsion » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:04 pm

blaksun wrote:You're Swedish...heh.... :)

v.v


sweden rules, say otherwise and we'll send a longboat full of 70 berserking vikings to kill you!
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Postby OverlordBill » Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:06 pm

Do they do parties?
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:58 am

OverlordBill wrote:Do they do parties?


the vikings? sure just give them some mead and some random port to loot.
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Postby HolsteinCow » Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:15 am

More like some random porter to loot. :wink:
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:18 am

HolsteinCow wrote:More like some random porter to loot. :wink:



... well vikings prefer to bash doors in and burn houses, robbing people really isn't their thing. Killing them with a blunt rusted axe is however
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Postby HolsteinCow » Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:23 am

Television wrote:
HolsteinCow wrote:More like some random porter to loot. :wink:



... well vikings prefer to bash doors in and burn houses, robbing people really isn't their thing. Killing them with a blunt rusted axe is however


You have a point there, Television.
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Jun 17, 2004 12:45 pm

... television? :cry:
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Postby War » Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:58 pm

Next you will say that Swedish should own Cananda because the vikings found it first. Tryly I'm ok with that because I don't live in Cananda
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Postby Impossible » Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:57 pm

22 english miles or 3 metric miles... What the fluck?
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:26 pm

War wrote:Next you will say that Swedish should own Cananda because the vikings found it first. Tryly I'm ok with that because I don't live in Cananda



technically they should but since they didn't stay for long and the french are rude and won't give some frozen patch of land to some overgrown dwarfs they don't :)

Note: When the vikings sailed past greenland they eventually reached a land very lush and similar to their homeland. THey did however find grapes wich they could make wine from, hence they gave the new world the name: vinland

Note2: sweden once was a super power and controlled the entire baltic region :/ we pwned norway, denmark, finland, the baltic countries, parts of germany and poland, and some pieces of russia.

Note3: Swedish scientists, researchers and inventors have made the following discoveries and more:
Dynamite, oxygen, Ions, meatballs, smörgåsbords, fika, ball-bearings and Ikea
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Postby blaksun » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:02 pm

Note4: you're a fool.
Note5: try and invade Canada and our snipers will PWN J00!!!!!!111!!
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Postby Jonesy » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:19 pm

Note6: Canada has virtually no Air Force. Sweden has a highly developed Air Force due to its unhappy neighbors. (USSR)

Note7: I'd like to see a sniper try to shoot down that LGB that's streaking towards his head.
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