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Postby Sling » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:20 pm

It was my mate's birthday yesterday. Does that make him the Beast?

Good grief, I just wanted to slap all the people who were saying the world is going to end. The world is not going to end until 500 years time becuase by then, the sun would have heated up so much it would have destroyed the ozone layer and we would have to live on Mars. And 666 was not the date it was the numerical value of Satan's name or something like that.

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Postby ReaperGal » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:53 pm

Satan is such a bad boyfriend. He never calls, he misses all our dates...

I'm breaking up with him.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:00 pm

The world ended yesterday, just like God said. you guys just haven't realized it yet.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:52 pm

Yeah, I heard a bunch of stories today about mothers in labor that were trying to delay the childbirth until after midnight. And two days prior, they were hoping to deliver faster so to avoid running the risk of birth during yesterday. Crazy mothers...
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Postby Sentinel » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:20 pm

Sarcasm wrote:
Ovenhole wrote:Some theories say that the number of the beast is acutally 616, which would explain why the world didn't end yesterday. Wait, then it already ended in january ...


Theories? it has already been proved.


Er...no. It's still being debated. No one's ever actually going to agree either, so I'm stating the evil number as '24'.
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Postby Ovenhole » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:05 am

24? Sounds reasonable, since it's the opposite of 42.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:00 am

and since 42 is the meaning of life, 24 must be the ending of life.

Or how many hours are in a day.

Or that TV show that everyone watches.
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Postby War » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:10 am

Yes because 24 is really telling what events will happen before the world will end. We must all worship Jack Bauer for he is Jesus.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:54 am

Or rather, the Antichrist.
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Postby War » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:35 am

Greatchickenman wrote:Or rather, the Antichrist.


Naa the Antichrist is Steve Jobs. Everyone knows that.
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Postby Sling » Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:16 pm

What are you talking about? Everyone knows it's George Bush.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:39 pm

Or the offspring of Dearie the Dear and Satan.
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Postby Sentinel » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:40 pm

Somebody's going genetically engineer a baby with with Steve Jobs and George Bush DNA someday...that'll suck.
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Postby Squiggy » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:45 am

they would have to be really bored to to that, or crazy.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:58 am

Why is it so hard for people to realize that George Bush is a puppet?
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