MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES

[dyyhpys]

"The much awaited sequal to Snakes on a plane, has been named, Snakes in the jungle, subtitled, minding their own bussiness. The plot is that Samuel L. Jackson Leads a group of people into the jungle against their will, and says they must kill snakes or the snakes will eat them."

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[Teenr0cker]

I don't trust movie rumors. Espcially from that domain. I hear their webmaster has a diet that consists solely of bic ballpoint pen ink and jaywalks often.

[Strayed Wanderer]

Also, annoying references spark hate, an emotion that I'm quite used to, especially from strayed. In fact, it's at a point where it entertains me how mad you sound. And what's funny is this could probably just piss you off more, so now it's almost like I've figured the best way to trigger a response....Dance, monkey, dance!


If Strayed were a monkey, his name would be "Spanky".

You don't need to spark my hate, the flame is forever lit.

[EmperorJeramyu]

That actually sounded kinda badass. Like what some anti-hero character would say before shooting someone in the face, or chopping someone's head off with an axe.

[Teenr0cker]

But I add lighter fluid to the fire. And equal parts of orange juice concentrate and gasoline.

[Greatchickenman]

But I add lighter fluid to the fire. And equal parts of orange juice concentrate and gasoline.

I'm not even involved in this and now I'm annoyed...

[dyyhpys]

Espcially from that domain.

Roll over the link.
Here it is again.
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[Strayed Wanderer]

lighter fluid burns up real fast...

[Teenr0cker]

Lighter fluid stopped posting useless flaming in this topic a while back. Try it some time. Monkey see, monkey do.

[Greatchickenman]

I'm pretty sure your previous post was simply one day before this one. . .

[Teenr0cker]

But I add lighter fluid to the fire. And equal parts of orange juice concentrate and gasoline.

Because that truly seemed offensive. I made some below-the-belt hits on that one.

[Greatchickenman]

But I add lighter fluid to the fire. And equal parts of orange juice concentrate and gasoline.

Because that truly seemed offensive. I made some below-the-belt hits on that one.

Oh, i'm sorry. I figured it was just one of your failed attempts.

[Sling]

"The much awaited sequal to Snakes on a plane, has been named, Snakes in the jungle, subtitled, minding their own bussiness. The plot is that Samuel L. Jackson Leads a group of people into the jungle against their will, and says they must kill snakes or the snakes will eat them."

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It would be better if they just made an entire movie with just Samuel L. Jackson in annhilating all the worlds rainforests for 3 hours.

[Teenr0cker]

It'll be like that one scene from "Predator" where the guy just panics and totally wastes the entire forest for the next like...100 feet in front of him.