The continuing saga of "Wrong Way"! Season Two!

[EmperorJeramyu]

The next person to complain about how much they aren't in the story WON'T be in the story any longer. That'll solve any problems that may arise.

[Exiled]

Bringing down the hammer.

[Strayed Wanderer]

I give it a D-

... and it has nothing to do with me only getting one mention.

Pipe down you weener. I wasn't even mentioned and I still thought it was good.

What exactly is piping down my weener suggesting?

[Porter]

I think he referred to you as the weener

[Glenn47]

I wonder what new adventures, dangers, and penis jokes await us this time!

[Impossible]

"I'm the weener!" - Mario

[Teenr0cker]

The next person to complain about how much they aren't in the story WON'T be in the story any longer. That'll solve any problems that may arise.

I know I'm not in the story, so I can still complain. But I won't.... Good story intro BTW.

[War]

*WarV fires a Clan Guass at pikach*

[EmperorJeramyu]

<OverlordBill> Germs, you're overdue for another Wrong Way
<Jeramyu> meh
<Jeramyu> fine

"Tear down the wall!"

“We’re going to have to sneak in.” Jeramyu said. “Metal Gear Solid style.”
“Well that’s pointless.” Responded Porter. “Strayed is a ghost. Can’t he just like… go through the walls or something.”
“Yes, I could. But I won’t, because I hate you.” Strayed responded. Jupiter pulled the bus off of the main road and into a cave. The Crestfallen started to pile out of the bus.
“Wait. Shouldn’t someone stay here and guard the bus.” Exiled inquired.
“No.” Responded Jeramyu.
“No?”
“No.”
“Ok.”

The team approached a field of searchlights.
“Ok.” Said Glenn. “How the hell do we get the cow through here?”
Holstein Cow rolled forward into a searchlight. Dozens of sirens went off. Moments later, they stopped.
“OMG!!! Look at that!!!” A guard echoed from a guard tower.
“=O” Responded another.
“I gotta take a pic!” The first one exclaimed. A camera flashed. “A giant cow! I can sell the pictures on Ebay LOL!”
“^_^”

Whilst the searchlights were distracted, the rest of the team snuck up to the wall. It was solid. Yarr.
“I know! Let’s try and use Impossible as a battering ram!” Jeered Excell.
“Or better yet, let’s use your ego.” Responded Impossible.
“Shut up!” Jeramyu whisper-shouted.
“Oh fuck!” Muttered Iteroth. “All the chemicals I mixed into this bong have made some sort of acid and it burned off my leg!”
“Ingenious!” Shouted Bill. “That’s just what we need!”
He picked up Iteroth’s leg and started beating the wall with it. “Shit. It’s not working.”
“Yeah. I wonder why.” Jeramyu said, rolling his eyes.
“Well, what the fuck do you suggest I do!? Use the acid to burn through the wall? Pfft. Yeah right. Dumbass.” Bill retorted.
“GUYS!!!” Porter exclaimed, perking up! “Let’s use the acid to burn through the wall!”
“Imbecile! I just said that’s a stupid idea!” Bill sneered.
“Wait. Why’s it a bad idea?” Said Glenn, pointing out the obvious.
“Because… eh… STONE COLD SAID SO!!” Shouted Bill.

War approached the group, having had just surveyed the rest of the wall. “This wall looks prone to acid. I have some leftover from the batch I dumped in Iteroth’s bong.”
Impossible broke out into a rampage of >_>s. Excell started clapping. Porter shrugged his shoulders and started to do the happy dance. Glenn just kinda stood around and did nothing.
“Put it on the goddamned wall.” Jeramyu mumbled.
“Ok. Here it is.” Said War. “Oh wait. No it’s not.”
“What the fuck?” Jeramyu stammered.
“I don’t have any acid. “ Said War, shrugging his shoulders.
“Oh.” Jeramyu said. “Wait, what the fuck?”
“Dunno.”

Strayed floated onto the scene. “Haha. You can’t get through the wall and I can. And I’m not going to help you at all.”
Exiled stepped forward. “Grr. I’m pissed.” He said in the most unimaginatively boring way possibly.
“Oh no! Exiled’s pissed.” Fretted Strayed. “I suppose I should at least give you a few hints.”
“It’s better than nothing, I suppose.” Said Glenn, delivering a generic filler line.
“Ok. Here’s a list of things you definitely SHOULDN’T do.” Began Strayed “One: Do not masturbate. Two: Do not sing the song “Banana Phone” Three: Do not try to rape men. Four:…”

Holstein Cow randomly underwent asexual division. The bi-products were Holstein Cow, and a refrigerator. The appliance landed next to the wall.
“YES!!” Shouted Jeramyu, who started to hop up and down crazily. “This is like a sign from above!”
“Uh… have you been smoking Iteroth’s drugs?” Porter asked.
“Yes. But no. You see, I have a laptop that can assimilate any electronic device to do my bidding.”
“Wait. You don’t have a laptop.” Glenn pointed out.
“Yes! Yes I do!” Whined Jeramyu. “No, no I don’t.” He retracted. “Not with me anyway.”
“Ok. So, that’s not going to help at all then, is it?” Glenn responded.
“Hey. I know.” Exiled said. “Make Impossible and Excell do the thing.”

“NO.” Stated Impossible. “NO.”
“Fuck no!” Shouted Excell.
“Yes. You must, it is the only way.” Jeramyu said.
“NO.”
“No way in hell.”
“You WILL. Or else you’re both banned.
“I thought you said you couldn-“ Glenn started, trying to point out the obvious. Jeramyu pushed him over. “Do it!!!”
Impossible sighed. “>_<…”
“Fucking pieces of shit. Dammit.” Excell cursed.
The two each stuck out a fist, and put them together.
“Wonderflame powers… activate!” The two started to glow. “Form of… Jeramyu’s laptop! Form of… uh… a porno magazine!”

“Make it quick. <_<.” Said laptop Impossible.
“I enjoy myself.” Excell said.
“Me too!” Said Porter, picking up the magazine.
“Ok! Refrigerator assimilation complete! Set temperature to… 9000 BILLLION DEGREES.”
The refrigerator exploded in a shower of flames, blowing open a hole in the wall. Impossible and Excell de-transformed.
“That sucked. I’m never doing that again. I hate you all.” Impossible announced. Excell shrugged. “It wasn’t that bad…”

To make a long story short, the Crestfallen minus Holstein spent a good hour sneaking through corridors, confusing guards, fighting cyborg ninjas, and such. Finally, they marched down a hallway together.
Suddenly, a bright light blinded them. A figure slowly became visible.
“Welcome…” The figure declared.
As the Crestfallen began to make out (noet: it would b funy if I stop the sentunce right hear) the details of the figure, they all gasped with shock.
“NO! IT CANNOT BE!!!”

[OverlordBill]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana Phone! Doo doo doo doodoo doo doo, ping pong ping pong ping pong ping, panana phone!

[Impossible]

“Hey. I know.” Exiled said. “Make Impossible and Exiled do the thing.”

“NO.” Stated Impossibly. “NO."

You said Exiled instead of Excell, and Impossibly instead of Impossible.

Anyway, the point is, I kick ass. And so does the Banana Phone.

[EmperorJeramyu]

Yeah, that's annoying. Same with the fact that a bunch of you have names that are actual words.

[Porter]

WHO IS IT DAMNIT!!!

[Excell]

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha.

[Glenn47]

Point out the obvious? Stand around and do nothing? Jeez, I'm a boring sack of shit, aren't I?
Dammit, I just did it again.
And again....
And again...........
DAMMIT!!!