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Postby Flibbo » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:55 am

i dunno, they do have a bit of a curve in them, i suppose if you hold it at the right angle you could eat soup with a spork but it would be very inconvieniant (spelling, my arch nemesis).
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Postby Burning_Flame » Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:40 pm

Impossible wrote:You can't have soup with a spork...

iy depends what kind of soup and the quality of the spork
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Postby Shade » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:03 pm

Someone has to tell you
People that that sporks have more uses that most
Other things in existence
Remember that sporks don't
Kill people disgruntled cafeteria workers kill people and
Suppose that they did kill people

Someone would have to
Understand that they are still the best eating utensil that
Could ever be used. In conclusion, don't
Kill people with sporks

(It was hard to think of all of that BS just to try and get that point across)
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Postby ReaperGal » Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:41 pm

Stabbing isn't necessary. You can hold food in a spoon if you hold it right.

I'm not gonna stop using other utensils, of course, but spoons are by far superior.
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Postby OverlordBill » Sun Jun 12, 2005 6:01 pm

I don't think we've talked about knives yet. How about them knives? Nice and pointy. Good for cutting meat you know. I think most knives are silver. But I could be wrong.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Sun Jun 12, 2005 6:11 pm

OverlordBill wrote:I don't think we've talked about knives yet. How about them knives? Nice and pointy. Good for cutting meat you know. I think most knives are silver. But I could be wrong.


I think he's referring to the Human kind of meat.
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Postby Shade » Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:03 pm

subliminal messages are fun
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Postby Burning_Flame » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:36 pm

wait what if the spoon/fork kinky sex was inturupted by the Knife and they all seeded eachother....giving us a ..........knork? Fpofe? i dunno but it would be cool
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Postby Shade » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:52 pm

Shade wrote:Someone has to tell you
People that that sporks have more uses that most
Other things in existence
Remember that sporks don't
Kill people disgruntled cafeteria workers kill people and
Suppose that they did kill people

Someone would have to
Understand that they are still the best eating utensil that
Could ever be used. In conclusion, don't
Kill people with sporks

(It was hard to think of all of that BS just to try and get that point across)

You thought that was crafty you should look at my other posts... soon you will all be under my control.
Edit: dammit stupid other other
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Postby Burning_Flame » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:54 pm

Shade wrote:subliminal messages are fun

crafty fucker
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Postby CJ » Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:02 am

You can get a knife/spoon/fork although I do not know what they're called.
It just looks like a spork with a butter knife edge on the side but I don't think that they are a good idea to eat with because the knife edge would cut your face. I think it's just used to serve food or something. Meh I would'nt know.
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Postby War » Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:25 am

They have been under my mind control for years now. What do you really think all of them were misspellings were for nothing? MWAHAHAHAHAHA
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:12 am

I thought they were for us to laugh at you.
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Postby War » Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:22 am

Thats because the mind control made you.
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Postby OverlordBill » Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:09 pm

Wow War. We were having a nice fun little conversation and then you came along. Way to kill the mood.
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