Darth Vader will read your mind!!!

[Squish]

If he got Hydrogen Peroxide, you should try 'Trinitrotoluene'
I would bet that he would never get that.

[EmperorJeramyu]

He would probably also not get methylchloroisothiazolinone. You don't need much of an imagination to think of something he can't.

[Squish]

You had to out-do me didn't you?
Isn't that some form of cosmetic preservative?

You don't need much of an imagination to think of something he can't.

Yeah, I agree...It is only AI. AI will only be as smart as we program it to be.

[Teenr0cker]

He didn't get ketchup....

[Porter]

Answer the questions right, he got ketchup for me in 16 questions

[Teenr0cker]

Well I counted Ketchup in packets as part of ketchup

[Telephalsion]

Thats too specific for vader to bother with

[Burning_Flame]

HOLY FUCK he just asked me if it was urethra sick minded vader

[Squish]

What the hell were you thinking of for him to get urethra?

[Impossible]

I did penis. Here are some of the highlights:

"Is it small?" (FIRST FUCKING QUESTION, that piece of shit)
"Does it have writing on it?" (Maybe if he gets 20 "depends" he automatically guesses penis...)
"Do most people use this daily?" (aw, it's a shame there's no 50% option, so Depends it is)
"Is it heavy?" (er...)
"Would you use it daily?" (at this point I was absolutely convinced he already knew it and was toying with me)
"Is it flexible?" (fucking...)
"Can it growl?" (mine does, sometimes...)

Now, beware, from here on they get REALLY FUCKING DISTURBING (particularly the capital ones).

"DO YOU USE IT AT WORK?" (Damn right, some work revolves around it)
"IS IT USED FOR COMMUNICATIONS?" (It's used in some forms of communication... like transferring STDs)
"Can it be washed?" (he totally already knew it)
"Can you smell it?"

Now, be prepared for the worst before you read this next one, because it had me between fits of crying and laughing:

"DOES IT GO INSIDE OTHER THINGS?"

That's right. Anyway, continuing:

"Is it smaller than a loaf of bread?" (Depends to be safe)
"Can you jump on it?" (What the hell?)
"Is it heavier than a pound of butter?" (sometimes I hate having to answer these)
First guess: A foot.
"IS IT HARD?" ("Sometimes", you fucker)
Second guess: A toe.
"DOES IT SWEAT?"
Third guess: A pinky. (Is he retarded?)
"DOES IT INVOLVE CONTACT WITH OTHER HUMANS?" (of course)
"Can it fit in an envelope?"
"CAN IT BE USED FOR RECREATION?" (holy shit)
"DOES IT HAVE A HOLE IN IT?"
Fourth guess: A gland.
"Does it come from something larger?"
Fifth guess: A muscle.
30th and final question: "I'M THINKING IT'S SEX?"

That's right, he got the verb and not the noun. You'd think it would be obvious after 30 questions what type of word it was... How the FUCK did he get "sex" from that?

"Is it one of these that you were thinking?"
A sphinter
A urethra (Ha, there it is again!)
Lips
A cook
A butt (rear end) (actually had that in brackets)
An artificial limb
A bicep

[Takarious]

I don't think he's programmed to respond to penis.

[Impossible]

I've had Vader ask me if what I'm thinking of is weird shit I've never heard of heaps of times. "Penis" can't be that obscure if "urethra" is in there.

[Porter]

He won't guess penis because moms and dads would bitch to BK about it.

[Sage Of The Wise]

I tried penis too, it asked me if it was shaped like a hot dog on turn 2.

[OverlordBill]

I was thinking of vagina and he asked me, Have you seen one in real life?

Darth Vader made me cry.