You buttholes finally did it.

[Impossible]

I seem to specifically recall that Cocoa despised Inderos and played quite a large part in the events the revealed Inderos' homosexuality. I mean, we all already knew, but it was more of a confirmation.

Oh, and for those who don't know who Inderos is: He's a butthole.

[Fitz Tayo]

Nice way to sum up.

[Forerunner]

Can you just clear one thing up for me? Is Inderos an imaginary person made up by Cocoa, like a split personality/fake account or something. Or is he just an ass who Cocoa either God worships or refers to with dangerously extreme amounts of sarcasm... I'm new so I dont know these things...[/quote]

[Fitz Tayo]

He's real. I suspect he might be nearing the extreme edges or sarcasm, my sarcasm-radar blows up a lot in the forums so I stopped reparing it though.

[Flibbo]

i really want Inderos to come back now and find that he is more the center of attention when he isn't here than when he is.

[voodooKobra]

Thanks for clearing that up, Impossible.

[loona]

Yeah, thanks man.

[Teenr0cker]

:?: Can you just clear one thing up for me? Is Inderos an imaginary person made up by Cocoa, like a split personality/fake account or something. Or is he just an ass who Cocoa either God worships or refers to with dangerously extreme amounts of sarcasm... I'm new so I dont know these things...

Inderos is all around you. He's in the air you breathe, he is your best friend, he is your boss at work, he is your mail man, he is your illegal immigrant, he is everywhere...


Wait, that's the matrix.... Inderos is a fag who nobody in their friggin right mind cares about. I once wrote the following:

How could any of you actually take Cocoa seriously?

You get really drunk, have a heart attack, take a bullet to the right teste, contract a STD, get thrown towards the earth from high orbit, crash your comp, listen to EMO music, gnaw on a shoe, construct a house of paperclips, enjoy reading "As I lay Dying", get an ulcer, pass 7 bowlingball-sized kidney stones, refuse casual sex with a hot girl, reattempt the acts portrayed in "Supersize Me!", discover how they get those little 'm's on the "m&m"s candies, give a crap about the NGage, admire Navi the Fairy from OoT, go on a Jihad (and fail miserably), decifer the REAL truth behind Verb's quietness, play pikmin the rest of your life, expell said kidney stones on Lun's good name, AND have a conversation with DraconSlayer all night long while getting beaten by a bag of rabid and irritable cats all at the same time. Presto: you'll have respect for War and/or Cocoa.


Side effects may include: headache, vomiting, temporary insanity, perminant insanity, minor bloating, cramps, itchy feet, bloodshot eyes, loss of and/or thinning hair, mood swings, runny nose, facial blemishes, pale skin, delayed reaction, fever, rash, lack of energy, lower IQ, bad karma, lower post count, lack of computer skillz, urges to play neopets, excessive hair growth, lack of erection, decreasing of manhood, bad CHI, bad Feng Shui, tooth decay, lice, chest pains, desire to lick Ricky Martin's right nipple, lower house resale value, bad automobile transmission, intolerance of alcohol, lack of literacy, MORE STD's, spontanious combustion, chills, lack of appitite, lack of sense of humor, seeing illusions, lowering paychecks and/or GPA, loss of vision or hearing, desire to listen to AFI, achey bones, strep throat, reoccuring computer virusi, spam, your parents finding your pr0n, internal bleeding, uncontrollable bowel movements, desire to lick Ricky Martin's LEFT nipple, de ja vu, bad stock portfolios, an overal soreness, a fear of duct tape, an addiction to glue, poverty, constant 404 errors, that hitman finally catching up to you, alien invasion, desire to go to GW, desire to be a good christian, excessive weight gain, head explodie, demonic levitation, fleas, lack of respect for Bill, being shunned and hated by many, finding an interest in "The one ring to rule them all", lightheadedness, paranoia, twitching, lower back pains, addiction to consuming clay, desire to buy piratable software, ringworms, cancer, tumors, being on the "naughty list", growing a third nipple, having an overall good amount of respect for the French, sweaty feet, nailbiting, paper jam, grey facial hair, and a slight tingle.

I believe the same applies for Inderos.

[Squiggy]

wow.. that is REALLY descriptive, and im not being sarcastic.

[Burning_Flame]

doesnt it show his loathing for inderos?

[Takarious]

Teen's description is a long-winded collective of that which you would hear in a middle school cafeteria name calling contest. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Teenr0cker]

Naw, not really. It took more than half an hour to conjure up such funny symptoms...I came back weeks later and added more, I believe. And you're only taking attempts at cheap shots because I keep bashing you.

[Forerunner]

No- you wouldn't hear that in a middle school cafateria, and long winded... maybe... but accurate, funny and truthful also.

[Teenr0cker]

People would walk away in boredom mid-rant. You, however, are a different case. See, in the world we live in today, in our modest little forum, things enter a very personal level of offense. You know, somewhere out there, somebody has slandered your good name, which is why not only will you read their entire post, but you will then type a response because now you are in the spotlight. Or you could do what I do and simply deem things not worth my time...nah, you can't handle that maturity that sort of thing requires...resume!

[Forerunner]

What? You talking to me?