4 swords adventures is just an over glorified rip off of 'the 4 sword' from 'link 2 the past' and minish cap just sounds plain stupid...
Okay, that's it, I've had enough. You claim to have played every Zelda game, but you haven't played FSA, or TMC, or LoZ, or probably AoL if you haven't played LoZ, and almost certainly in fact the entire series because you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Seriously, I don't know where to BEGIN pointing out the idiocy in that post. It's something like this:
Four Swords is a four-level multiplayer only game with semi-randomised levels, a tiny bit of story, puzzles that changed depending on the number of players, and only as many Links as players.
Four Swords Adventures is a 24-level, FULL Zelda game which has HEAPS AND HEAPS of classic Zelda gameplay, with countless allusions to older games in puzzles, enemies and story, that has a proper single-player mode which is, as I can say from personal experience, quite fun and as valid as a Zelda game as any other, sans the usual connected overworld and side-quests and such. It has proper levels and areas which are heavily LttP inspired, and also stay the same and have actual stories to them. The game also makes sense, because there are always four Links, and ultimately it doesn't play anything like FS and is much better.
The Minish Cap "sounds" stupid? So, much like FSA, you haven't played it, despite your claim of having played every Zelda game and being totally full of shit? TMC is classic Zelda reborn in the 21st century (thank GOD it's not lost forever, besides ports), although it is a bit easy.
I bet you're the same kind of person who thinks Twilight Princess will be good just because of the graphics, and that The Wind Waker was crap for the same reason.