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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:07 pm

I came across this god-aweful ad while taking the test. I got bored halfway through, but I got that ad instead, so I think I came out of that experience with more than when I began.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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Postby BustroQuick » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:35 pm

I got the same ad, it's probably placed there purposefully.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:15 pm

Burning_Flame wrote:Its a loophole. If your Canadian, spelling doesnt matter. So I'm the best at Canadian spelling.


Funny, cause your life doesn't matter either.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:37 pm

Strayed Wanderer wrote:
Burning_Flame wrote:Its a loophole. If your Canadian, spelling doesnt matter. So I'm the best at Canadian spelling.


Funny, cause your life doesn't matter either.



That's the case for everyone though.
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Postby Sling » Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:13 pm

I was the bitch-slap and the spiteful loner. Go me.

EDIT: Wow, I also got the Robot.
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Postby Dr. Casey » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:16 am

Emo Kid
You are 28% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:

life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.


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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:19 am

You got owned by a personality defect test. That counts for something.
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Postby Kanifer » Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:46 am

Robot...

You are 57% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

WTF? I'm not really brutal, someone would have to slaughter my wife and kids to get me to kill them. (er.. that is, as soon as I get married and have kids.. he .. he..)I guess I can agree with the rest. I'm satisfied with the 57% rational, which means 43% emotional, which is a decent balance.

"In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious. "

*Cries woefully*

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being.

*Cries woefully once more*
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:54 am

So you're really an emo?
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Postby avatarmonkeykirby » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:00 pm

Braggart
You are 71% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you are "The Greatest" whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however, you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others' feelings. You just happen to care more about yourself. Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your personality. But his afro and his penchant for rhyming...not so much. There is not really much to dislike about you, aside from the fact that you can be incredibly annoying, and you probably never shut up about yourself. You may be one of these people who refer to themselves in the third person. If you have a nickname, it is probably one you gave to yourself, because you are too cool for the nickname others have given you--like "doofus" and "shitface". Your personality defect, in summary, is the fact that you are extremely overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night as you stare at yourself in the mirror and practically make out with your reflection. Maybe one day everyone else on the planet will agree with your assessment of yourself. Nah, I'm just kidding. We think you're an arrogant dickhole. But a NICE arrogant dickhole, so no worries.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Rationality
You scored higher than 99% on Extroversion
You scored higher than 99% on Brutality
You scored higher than 99% on Arrogance
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:47 pm

Our spambots suck at spamming. They can't even link us to a url properly.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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Postby Occurrence of Something » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:03 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:I came across this god-aweful ad while taking the test. I got bored halfway through, but I got that ad instead, so I think I came out of that experience with more than when I began.


Since you seem to enjoy making posts with no purpose but to point out spelling errors, I thought you might like to know that there's no e in awful.
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Porter: truth or dare
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Porter: YOU SUCK
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