Crestfallen Studios

by **War** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:27 pm

All in a days work.

by **Impossible** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:56 pm

I don't know why I still bother checking this topic for new posts. It's just useless shit. Especially since War started posting. Yes, I know only the absolute laziest people are not going to read this.

by **Burning_Flame** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:17 pm

wow i just realised Loona dissin imposible(avatar)...............stupid loona

by **The Muffin Man** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:13 am

I have been stabbed by a spork before. I found that they don't make very good weapons.

by **War** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:56 am

No, no they do not, but korks do.

by **Kensai** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:05 pm

No, no they do not, but korks do.

I once saw a lone man take on 12 ninjas with a kork.

by **Greatchickenman** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:09 pm

Oh yeah? Well, I've taken on 13 ninjas with a knifoon!

by **Flibbo** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:44 pm

pfft, it pales in comparison to my freind Nigel

he took on 14 ninjas and an angry shrew with a spatudle

by **Telephalsion** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:42 am

I once saw a ninja take on seven squirrels.

He lost.

by **Flibbo** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:06 am

These arn't very good ninjas are they?

by **Greatchickenman** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:21 am

but they were seven squirrels. I tried to take on one squirrel once. Sit back, as I share with you this adventurous story:

"As I was walking to high school one day, a squirrel climbing a tree near me scuffled around, creating a noise that resembled something like scuffling. Whether he meant to scare the hell out of me or not, he did. And me, unable to walk away from this challenge, threw one of my hardest punches towards the squirrel. Just before my blow landed, the squirrel quickly moved out of the way, and I found my fist encased in tree bark. As I wiped off my cuts and broken pieces of tree, I swore that one day i'd come back and get my revenge..."

"then the next day I brought my hunting to the same tree. I was not sure that it was the same squirrel until it scuffled around like before, creating a scuffling sound. this time, however, he did not scare the crap out of me, and I shot him right in his face."

Thus ends my heroic tale of "man vs. beast...."
also known as "Me vs. a Little, Tiny, Weak, Harmless Squirrel."

by **Fitz Tayo** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:39 am

A great title for your auto-biography.

by **Kensai** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:51 pm

The squirrel has powers you can't even begin to comprehend. I'm not kidding. Do not screw with the squirrel.

Unless you have a kork.

by **Impossible** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:24 am

What the hell is a kork?

by **Burning_Flame** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:36 am

an knife fork maybe

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