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Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Aug 31, 2004 4:09 pm

Tele, you've outdone yourself! And here's my take on Otaku no Anime.

Overly Transexual Adhesive Kissing Ugly
Nauseating Obese
Animal Now In Massive Erections.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Aug 31, 2004 5:10 pm

Otaku No Aime?
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Aug 31, 2004 5:23 pm

Whoops, edited out.
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Postby Impossible » Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:10 am

http://www.cyborgname.com

OBSOLETE'D

I.M.P.O.S.S.I.B.L.E.: Intelligent Machine Programmed for Observation and Sabotage/Synthetic Individual Built for Logical Exploration
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:55 am

Synthetic Transforming Replicant Assembled for Yelling and Efficient Destruction

Wireless Artificial Neohuman Designed for Exploration/Robotic Electronic Replicant

Eh... feels too robotic.
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Postby Telephalsion » Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:58 am

thats gay. but we'll allow it if you give 110% of profits to us
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Any type of female.
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Postby Telephalsion » Fri Sep 03, 2004 12:18 pm

cudos to fitz.

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Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby TeppicTheBloodLyn » Fri Sep 03, 2004 12:27 pm

...wow... where can i get one of those?
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Sep 03, 2004 12:36 pm

Just call 555-WE'RE-NOT-SCAMMING-YOU now to order one now

Note: Call charges may vary from 10c to $100 per second.
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Postby TeppicTheBloodLyn » Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:02 pm

how do i know youre not scamming me? i warn you, if you trick me, i'll get the mister bean pic again.. you have been warned....
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:44 pm

Oh dear god... what a choice... scamming somebody, or seeing THAT again... dear god... so hard...
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Postby Telephalsion » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:03 pm

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The FAT inc. DISTA-PHONE, a new breathtaking invention that will revolutionize communication throughout the world!
The DISTA-PHONE consists of the DISTA-PHONE launcher, DISTA-PHONE cartridges and DISTA-PHONE shurikens.
The DISTA-PHONE fires a cell phone at a designated location. Upon impact the cell phone will ring. The person closest will then pick the phone up and answer, only to find that the call is a collect call.
DISTA-PHONE allows you to contact people you thought ignored you.
DISTA-PHONE doubles as a concussive weapons launcher and is capable of firing a multitude of objects, from shurikens to squirrels.
Get your DISTA-PHONE today, call 555-WE'RE-NOT-SCAMMING-YOU, or contact us at NOT-SCAMMING@FAT.org
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:08 pm

Tele, that is one great item there.
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Postby Telephalsion » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:47 pm

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Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:02 pm

I am one handsome stud.
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