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by **Cocoa** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:34 am

There are no "average" americans. We're all really quite exceptional, except for tahitian-americans, those guys are douches.

by **Impossible** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:50 pm

...Texans...?

by **Glenn47** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:54 pm

The myth that Texan's all go TARNATION! RIDE'EM YEEEEEEEHAWWWW.
RIDE'EM YEEEEEEHAWWW!!!!!!
HEY PA!
Yea Billy?
RIDE'EM YEEEHAWWWW!
Yehaww...ow my throat.
is just a myth. Most of the people down there don't even live down there. They go to party SPRING BREAK YEEEEEEEHAWWWW!!!!

by **Impossible** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:03 am

...George W. Bush...?

by **Forerunner** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:20 am

Go to http://www.jibjab.com/ and look at the first clip called 'This Land'... George Bush is funny in that...

by **Greatchickenman** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:27 am

Impossible wrote:...George W. Bush...?

Actually, the myth that George W. Bush is an idiot toting mockery of the English language monkey cowboy--

oh wait.. thats not a myth. Ok Australia, you've got a 1up on us.

by **Impossible** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:06 pm

Damn right.

And George Bush has been doing dumb things for a LONG time... Ever read Bushwhacked? It's a decent showcase of what the fuck is wrong with Dubya that isn't written by Michael Moore.

by **Greatchickenman** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:55 am

Yeah. When he went to Yale he was a straight C student and a complete frat boy. Did coccaine. Ran into a bush while driving drunk.

When he was starting to campaign he decided to play the religion card after he met an evangelical priest. I'm pretty sure this was mainly (or partly) to get more votes, considering he was campaigning in the south.

And he's not even from Texas....

by **Cocoa** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:05 pm

I would have hoped that the international community would be more appreciative of the Americans who put their asses on the line so that they don't have to, but hell, self-rightous whiny liberal bullshit should be expected from the limp-dicks who make up most of the "civilized" world.

So as a tribute to the panzies, dafodils, and all other sort of flower/feminine organ types I've composed this song.

Hey hey, you guys suck.
Like a big old mallard duck.
You are such giant vages,
You should all be given badges!

by **Glenn47** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:58 pm

I'd like the musical score of that song, along with guitar tabliture if I may.

by **Greatchickenman** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:40 pm

Mallard Duck?

Thats not funny, Cocoa...

You're not funny anymore.

by **Forerunner** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:38 am

Cocoa(who must have been in an extreme state of lameness... or really high) wrote:Hey hey, you guys suck.
Like a big old mallard duck.
You are such giant vages,
You should all be given badges!

That is so lame.... and crap.... and pathetic... are you an old person Cocao because those are not anly real bad rhyming words but they must be such old names... I don't understand half of that crap... like wtf if a vage? and since when are 'big and 'old' good adjetives to use in an insult...?

by **OverlordBill** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:37 am

Vage is short for vagina. Which is also referred to as pussy. Which has the double meaning of referring to people who are also called wimps.

by **Forerunner** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:02 pm

...

and who makes up this shit?

by **OverlordBill** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:12 pm

Teenagers.

Crestfallen Studios

You buttholes finally did it.

Hey buddy, F!@# you

Enough!

Re: Enough!

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