The first and only official harcore gangsta on this board

[HolsteinCow]

I wear women's panties.

They fit. Hard.

[Strayed Wanderer]

Well, how do you feel about frontal male nudity?

That line was actually a reference to the movie "Waiting".

[Cocoa]

Well I was wondering what the hell happened to my topic when a brilliant flash of insight completely illuminated the issue. I've seen this before, I believe it is refered to in the gangsta literature as hating. Ya'll mofrakiez be hating. I understand that sometimes being in the presence of someone who is an undeniable badass can be very intimidating, and that sometimes you may feel like you must hate to maintain face, but I would urge you not to hate, but instead to celebrate.

Sure I'm a hardcore gangsta and you aren't, but that doesn't mean you have to hate. Think of me like the uncle who doesn't tell your mom he caught you playing with the cat in a less than appropriate manner. See just cause I'm better than you doesn't mean I'm gonna tell your mom you have feline aids, the number one killer of cats.

Hating makes everyone look bad as it is most often associated with inadequate bedroom performance and lack of paper. You can remedy both of those problems by formulating a caper, according to the literature. You can actually become cool as a mother f!@#er, you and your nine, cool as a mother f!@#er you can get yours.

I'd like to go into more detail but I have important hardcore gangsta buisness to attend to. I was thinking about plotting a scam over grams of rock, but sometimes outlaws who do that die by the random shot. But it doesn't matter right because we all die in the end. That's the fatalist hardcore gangsta attitude. You'll understand it when you get curly haris in your private region and your armpits cry stinky tears.

So in conclusion:
Hating = Bad
Hardcore Gangsta = Good

Oh yeah, Lun's a bastard.

[Teenr0cker]

A lot of retarded shit

Coupla things I personally found wrong with that.


My uncle has cancer and already gave me the "everybody dies" talk, right after he gave me the 'everybody poops' talk using the book holstein has. And he doesn't hesitate to say FUCK in public, let alone type it. And he can spell " haris" as Hairs, like the god of the English language intended to. And I don't have a cat.



I say goodday, si-...erm, thing! I say goodday!

[Belthazar]

why is it that everything that people say after cocoa posts a useless message make no sense?

[Greatchickenman]

why is it that everything that people say after cocoa posts a useless message make no sense?

I don't know. Why is it that people take cocoa seriously enough to actually type in a response?

[Forerunner]

I'll tell you why: Post count +1

Besides... we can't can't let him get away with thinking we believe him, right?