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I'm terrible

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:27 pm
by Porter
Did I just drink 2 beers in the shower before I go out tonight?

I'm alcoholic and proud of it. Who else is?

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:39 pm
by Exiled
I drink for the occasion.
So I guess I'm not. :cry:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:52 pm
by Iteroth
you should be ashamed. i can't beleieve... wait, yeah, i love alcohol too

nevermind :roll:

i have also recently found out how to make an alcoholic beverage with vodka and marijuana that takes the best of both worlds down in a few shots

yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh downward spiral of substance abuse

edit: exiled, a suitable occasion would be drinking alcohol to celebrate having alcohol, or even to celebrate having just finished drinking alcohol

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:35 pm
by Teenr0cker
I am the anti-porter of alcohol as of this time....for now... But I support your ways fully Porter.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:04 pm
by Lord_Ehrgeiz
good day, my name is Max. i'm alcoholic.
other patients: "Hi, Max!"
:D :D :D :D
but, 2 beers is alcohol? :? i drink 2 beers (1 litr) on my specially boring colege lesson - economy something blablabla. and only feeling i get - that i need go to the restroom. other thing is weekend. 4 boutles of "vodka" for 6-th idiots... :roll:

PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:40 am
by Takarious
Does drinking hard shit alone oftenly make me an alchoholic? :?

PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:25 am
by Impossible
I think Ehrgeiz is always drunk...

Porter is just stupid.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:37 am
by Fitz Tayo
Booze in the shower! BRILLIANT IDEA! And all this time I've been rushing in and out of the shower to the fridge.

Now I'm getting my a mini-bar in the bathroom. Or a shower in the kitchen... Hmmm? It's a toughie.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:42 pm
by Sage Of The Wise
Why not do both?

PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:17 pm
by Fitz Tayo
Man, you guys are on a role, my Stupid-O-Metre only broke seven times today!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:22 pm
by OverlordBill
ONLY SEVEN?! THIS PROBLEM MUST BE FIXED! ENGAGE IRC MODE!!!

* OverlordBill shits out a small asian orphan.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 4:39 pm
by Porter
Fitz Tayo wrote:Booze in the shower! BRILLIANT IDEA! And all this time I've been rushing in and out of the shower to the fridge.

Now I'm getting my a mini-bar in the bathroom. Or a shower in the kitchen... Hmmm? It's a toughie.


heh, you should see the mini-fridge in my living room so I don't have to run all the way to the kitchen.

And seriously, if you want to get started, take a couple beers in the shower, slam em, and you can get a buzz going before you get out. I can't believe I thought of it. You're pretty much ready to take on the night.

The Register

PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:22 pm
by Teenr0cker
This is a true story. Here's the easier-on-the-eyes version:

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Help take the precautions to potentially save your life!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:37 pm
by Fitz Tayo
Porter... you're a genius.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:37 pm
by Lord_Ehrgeiz
Impossible wrote:I think Ehrgeiz is always drunk...

hey, you not so far from the truth!
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hic!