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An actually decent forward

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:34 pm
by Glenn47
Sorta...I left out all the crap about SEND IT TO A BILLION PEOPLE AND YOU GET GOOD LUKC I SWARE THIS IS REAL OMG. IT HAPPENED TO 26 OF MY FRIENDS IT'S REAL.

A man takes the day off work and
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Upon
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across the table.
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Clinton."


I'm not about to fine-tune it, cuz I'm lazy.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:17 pm
by HolsteinCow
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:35 pm
by Teenr0cker
So....beautiful...

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:10 pm
by Greatchickenman
HolsteinCow wrote:ImageImage


You dick! Bill Clinton is awesome!

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:11 pm
by OverlordBill
If Bill Clinton had had his genitals removed the day he got into office, he would be remembered as the greatest president since that one guy who did whatever with the war or something.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:24 pm
by Porter
Since when did getting your dick sucked off have anything to do with how well he ran the country?

Sounds like a true man to me ;)

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:34 pm
by Exiled
Porter wrote:Since when did getting your dick sucked off have anything to do with how well he ran the country?

Sounds like a true man to me ;)


I second that.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:55 pm
by Greatchickenman
OverlordBill wrote:If Bill Clinton had had his genitals removed the day he got into office, he would be remembered as the greatest president since that one guy who did whatever with the war or something.


All so true. The scandal is how my generation viewed Bill Clinton. No one even knew or cared what he actually did in office :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:24 pm
by ReaperGal
OverlordBill wrote:If Bill Clinton had had his genitals removed the day he got into office, he would be remembered as the greatest president since that one guy who did whatever with the war or something.


Exactly. Who cares if he got his pole polished?

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:28 pm
by OverlordBill
If it hadn't been for the scandal, Republicans wouldn't have any stupid morality arguments. Damn Republicans.

And just as a side note, you need to all read Jennifer Government now. Yeah. It's related to the topic. It's about capitalizm.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:30 pm
by Porter
LOL, are you saying you're not involved yet?

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/ind ... consinites

There's my nation!

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:43 pm
by OverlordBill

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:24 pm
by Greatchickenman
Holy crap! I completely forgot I had a nation states account!

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:53 pm
by Porter
indeed we should make a crestfallen region.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:04 pm
by Impossible
I remember when a few of us started playing, and then all stopped. I went a bit longer than the rest of us, though. Now I can't be bothered.