THE WAY Survivor Day 10 --- A Long Time passing.
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:59 pmUpon searching for the strings of life to stop the world from being destroyed, Iteroth finally realized something.
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"Guys, Porter is dead, did you know that?"
"Wow, you just jumped on the retard-mobile didn't you?" Strayed asked.
"Hmm? I don't see any vehicles around here," Iteroth said
"Shut the fuck up," Strayed said immediatly.
Jeramyu had to get the rest of the group to focus on the task at hand.
"Guys, we have 3 more days to kill all but one of the The Way characters or the world will be destroyed. I've come up with another plan, we were looking for the strings of life to terminate a greater amount of people at once, but we only have 3 more people to kill, so we might as well just stop looking for the strings and focus on one on one killing."
The rest of the group agreed. Even Holstein the leather jacket agreed.
"Yes guys, that's just great." Holstein said as he made another pointless thread on the message board entitled "OMGWTFBBQ!!?!!111"
This did not please the holder of the strings of life at ALL.
"So they have decided to turn away from my lair and pursue their quest elsewhere, well, it's inevitable, THEY WILL COME TO MY LAIR AND MEET ME IN PERSON, I shall SEND MY MINION."
Santa thought for a second and got a great idea.
"I shall send Lexus, IN A DIFFERENT FORM AFTER RHUE KILLED HER."
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"BEHOLD!"
The ugliness of her shocked Jeramyu and Iteroth. Strayed was mildly erect.
"RARRRG, I WILL DEVOUR YOU ALIVE," Lexus said.
"Knot sew fast you blimp big."
The three heroes looked back!
"IT'S WAR!" Jeramyu exclaimed.
"Yes, is me." War said.
Everyone stood and looked at him for a few moments.
"So what are you going to do War?" Jeramyu asked.
"I would two, but I don't have milk." War replied.
"...." Jeramyu stood in silence.
"Happeneds is a word!!!!!!! you need to reread the Bictionary!!!!!!" He then shouted.
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"He must be preparing to cast a spell I suppose," Iteroth said, "because here comes the final incantation."
War then started something that sounded like a poem to a magic spell.
They waited a moment. Nothing.
Strayed fed War to the huge blimp of a bitch, which ended up killing her.
The three continued to find 2 more characters to save the day.
Characters Terminated:
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3) Gaius
1) Rhue
13) Dirk
4) Slade
5) Strata
10) Kloe
6) Lyrra
7) Cetsa
9) Lexus
Characters Remaining:
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2) Traziun
8 )Scatha/Chasta
11) Phantom Slasher
12) Serena
And I am very sorry about the picture of you know what.
To make up for it, drunk college sluts.
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"Guys, Porter is dead, did you know that?"
"Wow, you just jumped on the retard-mobile didn't you?" Strayed asked.
"Hmm? I don't see any vehicles around here," Iteroth said
"Shut the fuck up," Strayed said immediatly.
Jeramyu had to get the rest of the group to focus on the task at hand.
"Guys, we have 3 more days to kill all but one of the The Way characters or the world will be destroyed. I've come up with another plan, we were looking for the strings of life to terminate a greater amount of people at once, but we only have 3 more people to kill, so we might as well just stop looking for the strings and focus on one on one killing."
The rest of the group agreed. Even Holstein the leather jacket agreed.
"Yes guys, that's just great." Holstein said as he made another pointless thread on the message board entitled "OMGWTFBBQ!!?!!111"
This did not please the holder of the strings of life at ALL.
"So they have decided to turn away from my lair and pursue their quest elsewhere, well, it's inevitable, THEY WILL COME TO MY LAIR AND MEET ME IN PERSON, I shall SEND MY MINION."
Santa thought for a second and got a great idea.
"I shall send Lexus, IN A DIFFERENT FORM AFTER RHUE KILLED HER."
..
...
....
"BEHOLD!"
The ugliness of her shocked Jeramyu and Iteroth. Strayed was mildly erect.
"RARRRG, I WILL DEVOUR YOU ALIVE," Lexus said.
"Knot sew fast you blimp big."
The three heroes looked back!
"IT'S WAR!" Jeramyu exclaimed.
"Yes, is me." War said.
Everyone stood and looked at him for a few moments.
"So what are you going to do War?" Jeramyu asked.
"I would two, but I don't have milk." War replied.
"...." Jeramyu stood in silence.
"Happeneds is a word!!!!!!! you need to reread the Bictionary!!!!!!" He then shouted.
"..."
"He must be preparing to cast a spell I suppose," Iteroth said, "because here comes the final incantation."
War then started something that sounded like a poem to a magic spell.
- *In yourl little room
talking behind my back
making your selfs feel bigger
but you can't fase
you can't live up
to what you say
They waited a moment. Nothing.
Strayed fed War to the huge blimp of a bitch, which ended up killing her.
The three continued to find 2 more characters to save the day.
Characters Terminated:
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3) Gaius
1) Rhue
13) Dirk
4) Slade
5) Strata
10) Kloe
6) Lyrra
7) Cetsa
9) Lexus
Characters Remaining:
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2) Traziun
8 )Scatha/Chasta
11) Phantom Slasher
12) Serena
And I am very sorry about the picture of you know what.
To make up for it, drunk college sluts.
