Crestfallen Studios

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
30. Are You My Proctologist?

REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS:

1. One bitch, Two bitch, Dead bitch, You bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox In Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
9. The Cat in the Blender
10. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Hell Out!
11. Yentl the Lentil
12. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
13. Aunts in My Pants

HAHAHA.

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry.

That list is awesome.

Sage Of The Wise wrote:
29. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

Dude, I remember that book.

Your parents must have really loved you if they gave you that.

sheer awesomeness.

Thank you for bringing back a topic from a month ago simply to type in two words of spam which had nothing at all to do with the topic.

Thanks for insulting him for no reason....what he did wasn't that big of a deal.

As long as it's on the first page, it can be brought back. He didn't insult anyone with "sheer awesomeness."

Plus I had a chance to re-read the list. I had been thinking about it lately.

but I just didn't get it. Why reply with just that? How hard could it have been for him to say something with just a few more words?

He probly just wanted to revive the topic.

Why don't we just stop posting here and let this topic sink back to the bottom?