Crestfallen Studios

Going to see it on friday, I'm pretty psyched.

No spoilers please!

anakin becomes darth vader

You bastard Jera!

Saw the 12:07 showing this...morning, I suppose.
I won't go into any lengthy discussions, but, overall, I'd give it a 6.5/10.

I wasn't even expecting it to be that good. Fucking George Lucas went from being a film genius to being a sellout dumbass.

4,5, and 6 are some of the greatest movies of all time. But now, George Lucas decides to put in tons of special effects in place of things such as a plot. "Who cares if the story is shit? We have explosions! They'll never know the difference!" No, George Lucas. Get off of your lazy ass and write a real movie. Fucker.

Ep 1. A planet that no one has ever heard of. A Jedi master no one has ever heard of. A villian that no one has ever heard of. Jar Jar Binks.... And nothing AT ALL to make the plot coherant. We have no backstory at all. the whole movie is shit. And worst of all is Anakin Skywalker...
OMG DARTH VADER MADE C3P0!!!!!11LOLWTF
Then we get Darth Maul. The biggest badass of all time. He fights with a double bladed lightsaber and fucks Quite-Gone Jinn in his ass. Then Obi-Wan goes all pussy emo bitch because his lover gets killed and chops up Darth Maul. End of Movie. Beginning of the Bullshit

Ep 2. This movie is like watching MSNBC in space. Who gives a shit about space politics? I wan't some story, but I want it to be tied in with some action, just like episodes 4,5, and 6 did so brilliantly. So after 2 and a half hours of nothing (I assume that nothing happened because I this point I was watching my fingernails grow, which was far more interesting) we finally get a bigass battle which lasts about 15 minutes and ends with Anakin getting his ass kicked (Thank you Lord!). Then Yoda takes his midget ass and owns the hell out of Count Dracula or Chocula or whatever his name is and the movie is over. What a shit fest.
And as for Yoda. Sure he's a cool character, but he DOES NOT deserve the popularity he enjoys. A real Star Wars fan would have known that Boba Fett is in fact the most badass.

I haven't seen Episode 3, so it would be stupid to for me to try and review it, but I imagine it will be shit. same as eps one and two.


Edit: Mistake: In fact Darth Maul is only the second badass. Or possibly even the third past Darth Vader (Since he was voiced by a black guy.)

Greatchickenman wrote:I wasn't even expecting it to be that good. Fucking George Lucas went from being a film genius to being a sellout dumbass.

4,5, and 6 are some of the greatest movies of all time. But now, George Lucas decides to put in tons of special effects in place of things such as a plot. "Who cares if the story is shit? We have explosions! They'll never know the difference!" No, George Lucas. Get off of your lazy ass and write a real movie. Fucker.

Ep 1. A planet that no one has ever heard of. A Jedi master no one has ever heard of. A villian that no one has ever heard of. Jar Jar Binks.... And nothing AT ALL to make the plot coherant. We have no backstory at all. the whole movie is shit. And worst of all is Anakin Skywalker...
OMG DARTH VADER MADE C3P0!!!!!11LOLWTF
Then we get Darth Maul. The biggest badass of all time. He fights with a double bladed lightsaber and fucks Quite-Gone Jinn in his ass. Then Obi-Wan goes all pussy emo bitch because his lover gets killed and chops up Darth Maul. End of Movie. Beginning of the Bullshit

Ep 2. This movie is like watching MSNBC in space. Who gives a shit about space politics? I wan't some story, but I want it to be tied in with some action, just like episodes 4,5, and 6 did so brilliantly. So after 2 and a half hours of nothing (I assume that nothing happened because I this point I was watching my fingernails grow, which was far more interesting) we finally get a bigass battle which lasts about 15 minutes and ends with Anakin getting his ass kicked (Thank you Lord!). Then Yoda takes his midget ass and owns the hell out of Count Dracula or Chocula or whatever his name is and the movie is over. What a shit fest.
And as for Yoda. Sure he's a cool character, but he DOES NOT deserve the popularity he enjoys. A real Star Wars fan would have known that Boba Fett is in fact the most badass.

I haven't seen Episode 3, so it would be stupid to for me to try and review it, but I imagine it will be shit. same as eps one and two.

Wow. thanks for reusing an image that was already used by Indoros.

Dumbass...

seeing it sunday i can't what for some one to come out of the movie and say "i can't whate till episode 4" that will be funny.

You are aware that when you recounted E1 and E2, you completely contradicted yourself. In E1 you bitched about lack of backstory, yet in E2 you piss and moan about E2's lengthy exposition? Make up your damn mind, and stop giving retarded opinions. We all know Han Solo is the king.

How did he contradict himself? He said he wants a coherent story and enjoyable action, while one episode had a huge amount of unenjoyable action and the other had a very incoherent story. So in conclusion, both movies sucked.

The real question is: Who cares about story? More lightsaber fights please!

The entire premise of the 2nd episodes beginning was to give a slight backstory overview of what happened in between episodes. So he DID contradict himself. The beginning was a goddamned preamble for the clone wars itself, if that's not a backstory I don't know what is. And when the fuck did I say he DIDN'T want a coherent story with enjoyable action? Nowhere. He simply made it a point to bitch about the lack of one thing while at the same time complaining for its existance. Goddamn fucking moron.

the first three studios didnä't really have much dialouge, just some decent action scenes and awesome music. the new ones have too much talk about nonsense.

Didnä't!

E1 and 2 managed to compress more of their action into individual scenes. Compare the lightsaber battles between the episodes, and you'll see what I mean.