A short history of the boy-god Inderos.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:57 pmIt has come to my attention that some people through no fault of their own, other than being retarded, have no idea who Inderos is. As a public service to the independent RPG making community I have decided to compose and post a short piece about this genius.
First we must all understand why Inderos is better than the rest of us.
As his profile states, he is God, and his occupation is being arrogant. This is readily apparent.
Just look at his Avatar. No BS just the most goregeous creature you've ever seen. Every time I see it I feel completely inadequate. Especially since I blew my face off with a bottle rocket. If that's not God then I've never date-raped a pair of siamese midget twins.
Inderos is the defender of the boards. I would like to display 5 Mar 05. On this day Inderos let the world know that he would not stand for craptastic literature on his board.
Brilliance. Inderos thrashes the poor bastard without even attacking the story directly. Such subtle brilliance, like a weiner sliped into a pop-corn tub at the movies through the mechanism of a hole cut in the bottom with a pocket knife.
Inderos is the self-styled "Strata" of this community. He feels perfectly at home cutting people's faces off so he can take their bunnies. Kinda like Hannibal Lecter. Inderos knows this is not evil, because it's just a personal vendeta for apparently no reason. Nobody should hold that against anyone. I would submit the following as evidence:
I'd like to keep going, but as I looked through the rest of his posts I realize that most of it was garbage. I'll just hit the High points.
Inderos knows his writing kicks ass. He also knows that your writing sucks ass.
Inderos has a Novella.
Inderos has an interesting sig.
Inderos would rather talk to his girl than bone her. (That's my fault.)
Inderos is a character that Inderos has had for a long time.
Inderos is not a homosexual. (usually)
Inderos and I had a brief fling that was ended when ReaperAlez joined the community.
Inderos is more of a catcher than a pitcher.
Inderos REALLY likes leather.
Inderos touched me in my naughty spotty.
Inderos and I resumed our fling after ReaperAlez turned out to be a 30 year old dude named Chip, who in turn turned out to be a 15 year old kid from who knows where.
Inderos has a story about him, "The Too Bad, Misfortunate, Unhappy, Story of Inderos."
The next chapter of the story will be released after 9 waves of beta testing.
Inderos is the most beautiful thing most of us will see before Jesus comes back and takes him, leaving the rest of us to despair and die in an unhappy ugly world.
Inderos hates:
Dadaelus
emo kids
ham sandwiches
giving head to chickens
religion
poor spelling
sex with his girlfriend
his creative writing teacher
people who criticize his novella
other people in his creative writing class
hentai (WTF?)
football
being a real man in Montana
home invasion
sticking his stuff in the same hole as the other guy
Keira Knightley...Sarah Michelle Geller...Jessica Alba.....ect
jews
Some of you just read that and are thinking Inderos is a Nazi. Actually he prefers the term anti-semite. He doesn't really hate them, he just loves white people.
Inderos likes:
football(the european kind)
creative writing
eating hotdogs
sticking his stuff in a different hole than the other guy
Inderos
haters
giving head to GENAAAUMs
journeymen (I'd like to journeyman you!)
tactical MMORPGS
I hope you all enjoyed this exhaustive guide to Inderos. There is nothing else you could want to know, or possibly know about him. Now that you know him, I want you all to clap real hard, because I heard somewhere clapping can bring fairies back.
First we must all understand why Inderos is better than the rest of us.
As his profile states, he is God, and his occupation is being arrogant. This is readily apparent.
Just look at his Avatar. No BS just the most goregeous creature you've ever seen. Every time I see it I feel completely inadequate. Especially since I blew my face off with a bottle rocket. If that's not God then I've never date-raped a pair of siamese midget twins.
Inderos is the defender of the boards. I would like to display 5 Mar 05. On this day Inderos let the world know that he would not stand for craptastic literature on his board.
Anyways, I have no real comments on the story itself. Doesn't really seem like he put enough effort into it for me to critique it.
Brilliance. Inderos thrashes the poor bastard without even attacking the story directly. Such subtle brilliance, like a weiner sliped into a pop-corn tub at the movies through the mechanism of a hole cut in the bottom with a pocket knife.
Inderos is the self-styled "Strata" of this community. He feels perfectly at home cutting people's faces off so he can take their bunnies. Kinda like Hannibal Lecter. Inderos knows this is not evil, because it's just a personal vendeta for apparently no reason. Nobody should hold that against anyone. I would submit the following as evidence:
I think we all know that he is not really evil.
can selfishness be classified as evil? think on that one.
No. There is absolutely nothing wrong
I'd like to keep going, but as I looked through the rest of his posts I realize that most of it was garbage. I'll just hit the High points.
Inderos knows his writing kicks ass. He also knows that your writing sucks ass.
Inderos has a Novella.
Inderos has an interesting sig.
Inderos would rather talk to his girl than bone her. (That's my fault.)
Inderos is a character that Inderos has had for a long time.
Inderos is not a homosexual. (usually)
Inderos and I had a brief fling that was ended when ReaperAlez joined the community.
Inderos is more of a catcher than a pitcher.
Inderos REALLY likes leather.
Inderos touched me in my naughty spotty.
Inderos and I resumed our fling after ReaperAlez turned out to be a 30 year old dude named Chip, who in turn turned out to be a 15 year old kid from who knows where.
Inderos has a story about him, "The Too Bad, Misfortunate, Unhappy, Story of Inderos."
The next chapter of the story will be released after 9 waves of beta testing.
Inderos is the most beautiful thing most of us will see before Jesus comes back and takes him, leaving the rest of us to despair and die in an unhappy ugly world.
Inderos hates:
Dadaelus
emo kids
ham sandwiches
giving head to chickens
religion
poor spelling
sex with his girlfriend
his creative writing teacher
people who criticize his novella
other people in his creative writing class
hentai (WTF?)
football
being a real man in Montana
home invasion
sticking his stuff in the same hole as the other guy
Keira Knightley...Sarah Michelle Geller...Jessica Alba.....ect
jews
Some of you just read that and are thinking Inderos is a Nazi. Actually he prefers the term anti-semite. He doesn't really hate them, he just loves white people.
Inderos likes:
football(the european kind)
creative writing
eating hotdogs
sticking his stuff in a different hole than the other guy
Inderos
haters
giving head to GENAAAUMs
journeymen (I'd like to journeyman you!)
tactical MMORPGS
I hope you all enjoyed this exhaustive guide to Inderos. There is nothing else you could want to know, or possibly know about him. Now that you know him, I want you all to clap real hard, because I heard somewhere clapping can bring fairies back.
