Crestfallen Studios

We've all had them, there's no escaping it.


My latest was this morning, I had set my alarm clock to 7:45 am, it didn't beep, I woke up just after 10 am. I start work at 10 am. I got pissed off, slammed my hand down on the alarm clock, rose up, ran around in my room searching for clean clothes. Got mpissed at the clock for betraying me, so i took it and repeatedly smashed it into the floor, note that this was a radio alarm clock, and i had put it on just to test that the radio still worked. While i smashed it it started buzzing, as if I had tuned in on a nonexistent frequency. I thought, "that ain't good". So i yanked out the power cord and looked at it, it had a couple of large cracks over it. I had destroyed my clock radio, thus further preventing me form waking up on time.
My employer is kind though, I managed to race to work and arrive at 10:30, making only a little setback.

Only a little setback? What about the fact it could happen again tomorow? But yeah man, sucks when things like that happen.

Just like the time where i left my pie on the table and then my dog ate my pie then i had no pie and i was a pieless sad person......i miss that piece of pie

Oh come on, tell me some of your tantrums. Surely you must ahve taken something you probably needed sometime in the future and smashed it beyond usefullness

No. Only idiots waste money on things like replacement alarm clocks and herbal viagra.

You're an idiot, herbal viagra... tsss

I did throw a plate at him, i missed but breaking plates feels really good

That kind of stuff is like when three-years-old babies throw down controllers when they can't beat Battletoads. Nobody can beat Battletoads, just forget it. Plus, if you think it through, you NEED controllers. You don't NEED Battletoads. And there's an open window nearby. Hopefullly with a pool nearby as well. And hopefully it's shark-week on Animal Planet and your mom is psyched, so she bought some full-grown great whites. And....well, I think you get my point.

Throwing controllers is for sissies... my dad chopped up the Atari with an axe when he lost on Seaquest too much back in the 80's.

:O Hahaha, he diced his console over seaquest?

Who wouldnt?
I get annoyed at things, It makes me want to break them.

I got through the second screen of levels in Battletoads. Then I got bored and closed the window forgetting it doesn't save your progress. I blame that on Microsoft.