Simpson's quotes.
Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 11:24 amCheck the 'Shlager' topic for explaination. (Well, not really)
What's your favorites/ones you found funny?
What's your favorites/ones you found funny?
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Simpson's quotes.
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 11:24 amPosted: Sun May 16, 2004 12:45 pm"Into the cellar boys." "When will we come out again?" "Maybe never." "Yay!"
Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 2:12 pmAaargh i can't remember it fully but it went something like this:
Lisa - Dad I saw a ***.
Homer- Lisa **** don't exist. They are fairytales like santa, trolls or eskimos.
That or
"Mmmm forbidden doughnut"
Lisa - Dad I saw a ***.
Homer- Lisa **** don't exist. They are fairytales like santa, trolls or eskimos.
That or
"Mmmm forbidden doughnut"
Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 3:01 pmRod: I'm jelous of girls cause they wear dresses.
Ned: "One problem at a time son."
Ned: "One problem at a time son."
Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 3:01 pmIt went something like this:
Homer: There isn't a bear in sight, the bear patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: With that logic, you could say this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Really? How does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't! It's just a stupid rock! But I don't see any tigers around here, do you?
Homer: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.
Homer: There isn't a bear in sight, the bear patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: With that logic, you could say this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Really? How does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't! It's just a stupid rock! But I don't see any tigers around here, do you?
Homer: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 7:05 amthe "forbidden donut" one was pretty funny. 
there was another one like
Dance teachert: Lisa, I can't let you dance. I would give you the same possibilities I give to other children, while you haven't the same ability. And how is that called?
Children: Communism!
there was another one like
Dance teachert: Lisa, I can't let you dance. I would give you the same possibilities I give to other children, while you haven't the same ability. And how is that called?
Children: Communism!
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 11:13 am"Homey you'll kill us all!"
"Or die trying!"
v.v
"Or die trying!"
v.v
Posted: Sun May 23, 2004 10:29 pmgotta go with the classics like
"Eat my shorts!"
and
"NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BUTTMAN!" (or dun dun dun whatever)
"Eat my shorts!"
and
"NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BUTTMAN!" (or dun dun dun whatever)
Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 1:45 amAnd there's the classic:
All: Lisa likes Nelson!
Milhouse: She does not!
All: Milhouse likes Lisa!
Janie: He does not!
All: Janie likes Milhouse!
Ooter (sp?): She does not!
All: Ooter likes Milhouse!
Teacher: Nobody likes Milhouse!
I've heard they cut out the gay bit when it was later shown again, or at least in the US. I don't think they did here. That doesn't make any sense, though, because I think at least two episodes have been focused on the subject of homosexuality before.
All: Lisa likes Nelson!
Milhouse: She does not!
All: Milhouse likes Lisa!
Janie: He does not!
All: Janie likes Milhouse!
Ooter (sp?): She does not!
All: Ooter likes Milhouse!
Teacher: Nobody likes Milhouse!
I've heard they cut out the gay bit when it was later shown again, or at least in the US. I don't think they did here. That doesn't make any sense, though, because I think at least two episodes have been focused on the subject of homosexuality before.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 1:49 amLisa - Dad I saw a ***.
Homer- Lisa **** don't exist. They are fairytales like santa, trolls or eskimos.
That would be leprechauns.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 3:45 amYeah it's probably leprechauns
Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 5:17 am<Homer> Moe... I need some help..... my friend Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabado
<Moe> Thats the worse name ever.
*Some one runs out crying*
<Barney> Joey Joe Joe
<Lawyer>Oh no we drew ______ as the judge.
<Marge> Is that bad?
<Lawyer> Well he's had it out for me since I kinda hit his dog with my car.
<Marge> Really?
<Lawyer> Well replace 'kinda' with repeatedly and 'dog' with son.
<Moe> Thats the worse name ever.
*Some one runs out crying*
<Barney> Joey Joe Joe
<Lawyer>Oh no we drew ______ as the judge.
<Marge> Is that bad?
<Lawyer> Well he's had it out for me since I kinda hit his dog with my car.
<Marge> Really?
<Lawyer> Well replace 'kinda' with repeatedly and 'dog' with son.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 11:50 amIt's not funny, but it's from The Simpsons: Road Rage. "Who are you? My grandkid or something?" (not exact quotes for this whole thing) "It's Lisa!" "Oh, hi Lisa!" Basically Lisa is his grandkid, so... yeah.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 11:57 amHome: help me Jebus
Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 12:16 pmLamest Quote given too much credit:
"I broke my wookie"
I just don't find it funny.
"I broke my wookie"
I just don't find it funny.