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I honestly didn’t think any of the brain cripples on this board could have thought up something so devious. I was just reading a post when all of a sudden I was consumed by the thought of Impossible violently seizing my frail GENAAAUM body and throwing it to the ground before having his way with my more delicate of orifices.

As you might imagine this disturbed me greatly. Usually I had only had this fantasy about TheWayNewbie, ReaperAlez, and Chip. I couldn’t figure out what could have queered me up so bad. Then I closely examined the post I was reading. It seems a poster, through a subliminal message had convinced me that Impossible is gay.

Before I go any further I just want to let everybody know that I’m okay. I reversed the electromagnometer on an ECG machine and shocked my balls straight in a grueling 10 hour session.

I can’t help but wonder why someone would want to turn me into a fairy, perhaps to discredit me when I release DUMBS? Whatever the reason, you should know your plot has failed. I’m perfectly normal again.

Wait. I thought you were gay for Inderos?

Wow this forum has become a sex filled gay house. I remember the old days when sbf would spam, Excell and impossible would fight over little things and the rest would talk about eating babies and magnets that made you live forever.

Who the hell is Inderos?

It must have been LunC stealing Cocoas account again

How long has Cocoa's signature been a quote from me?

Forever.

Yeah, I used to kick people's asses at lunchtime too. Except that it was 2nd grade and we were fighting over lunch money.

Nowadays, I settle my disputes with well-choriographed dance numbers in back alleyways.

Jeramyu. You got served. It's on.

Oh, IT'S ON!!!

*flips switch into the ON position*

OH NOW ITS FUCKING ON

I wonder how many people have used Cocoa's account before, or if this is all seriously one person. He's both flamed and accused Inderos of being gay, and been gay with him, as well as not knowing who he is. Knowing Cocoa, all this shit is intentional.

I figured out who’s perpetrating the plot. It’s friggin’ Loona. Check it out man. If you look real close at his avatar it says “Impossibly Gay”. Loona is trying to convince us all to be homos through his example! It won’t work on me though… wait… what’s happening… MY AVATAR!!! NO!!! DAMN YOU LOONA!

I don't doubt it!