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Guess who's back (back back) back again...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:33 pm
by Glenn47
Glenn is back! (back back) Tell a friend!
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, nanana.

Visiting for beta, hey again everyone! I'll be coming and going much more now.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:44 pm
by Teenr0cker
Glenn!!!!!!!!








Sup.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:28 am
by Impossible
GLEEEEEEEN!

Never, ever, ever leave again. You returned RIGHT after Excell, Inderos and Takarious all did at once.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:51 am
by Forerunner
Impossible wrote:Never, ever, ever leave again. You returned RIGHT after Excell, Inderos and Takarious all did at once.


Lucky you missed their welome back Glen... you seem to be a respected figure, unlike the evil trio above... I must admit though Excell doesn't seem so bad, Takarious must have taken his need to excessivly and idioticly flame...

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:48 am
by Takarious
Wow, I somehow feel a subtle presence of ignorance when you shit up a topic with your homosexual banter. By flaming me in such a manner, you yourself display an entirely hypocritical point of view. Do not flame my flaming, you faggot flamer.

Oh, and on that note Glenn, after your self induced exile, I presume you won't be offended by my bringing up the fact that you are indeed still a virgin? Hehehe, kidding, welcome back I suppose.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:03 am
by Greatchickenman
I think thats funny that a guy that joined on the 14th of July thinks he knows everyone here.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:05 am
by OverlordBill
Miss Mary Mac, Mac, Mac
All dressed in black, black, black.
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back.
She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents.
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
Jump over the fence, fence, fence.
They jumped so high, high, high
They reached the sky, sky, sky
They never came back, back, back
Till the 4th of July, July, July.

That's what you reminded me of Glenn.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:07 am
by Burning_Flame
But thats what they do, they try and fit in by attacking the same people as the vets, like imposible attacks Takarious, so he does to.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:21 am
by Teenr0cker
Bill...you know those???

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:38 am
by OverlordBill
A select few. Like the Miss Suzie's Steamboat one. And that Down by the Banks of the Hanky Panky one. And more that I don't remember. But let's focus on Glenn and how he plans to destroy the moon with only a paperclip, some donuts and a deathray with a three foot range.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:02 am
by Fitz Tayo
Everybody shut up. I'm not done guessing who's back yet.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:36 am
by Glenn47
(me) COUGH!!

Well, I rub the paperclip onto the donuts (the white ones only) and that gives it resistance to death. Everyone knows that. So then I eat one (1) white donut and hold the paperclip over the death ray, with the ray pointed at the moon. I press the FIRE!!!!!!!! button with my big toe (right foot) and it blasts the paperclip. Now, using advanced calculations that are too obvious to divulge into, the paperclip will launch at 16x the speed of light. It flies into space, moving too fast for space to even keep up with hopes of imploding it, hits the moon, and the moon explodes bit by bit for a few days. Then our sky will be moonless. Then, as we've all seen, the moon begins regenerating itself slowly until it's full again.

I do this every 30 days or so. Some scientist started paying me in donuts to do this about 4 years ago, when he was about to die. I accepted the job, got anxious, killed him, and have been working ever since!

Oh, and Famous Last words? Yeah, two N'ssss in Glenn. Unless you're Jer. Then it's Gleen. But you're not Jer. Yes though, I'm famous. I was the non-violent virgin in choir. Who couldn't love that? I'm witty, and at the same time, I don't threaten anyone's testosterone levels! Everyone wins, especially me, because in the end I'm more manly than half the people who think otherwise.

My first time.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:59 am
by Cocoa
My first time was with a non-violent choir virgin.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:18 pm
by Glenn47
Technically....last girlfriend...choir...

Okay nevermind. That was fun though.

Re: My first time.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:56 pm
by Teenr0cker
Cocoa wrote:My first time was with a non-violent choir virgin.


Yeah, those catholic priests do enjoy a good choir...and breaking a vow of celibacy....




Damn queer