Crestfallen Studios

My friends and I hate forwards. I'm sure you can all relate. We all have idiot friends who send EVERY SINGLE FORWARD THEY EVER GET out to at least 20 people. They get these forwards from people who also send EVERY SINGLE FORWARD THEY GET out to at least 20 people. The cycle continues, and therein lies the chaos. So my friend Mike made a forward worthy of at least two lol's and, dare I say wtf?'s. I've decided to share with you this brilliance.

Subject: READ THIS IMPORTANT OMIGOSH!!!11!!!ONE!!!!1!!

Okay people...I'm gonna tell everyone this:
Microsoft is NOT going to pay you ANY money for
sending that one forward message to ANYONE. You know
which one I'm talking about...you all got it. It was
NOT on the 9 o'clock news and it was NOT in USA Today.
As always, it's just a forward...I mean come
ON...they WOULDN'T DO THAT! NO FORWARD HAS EVER
WORKED. Now think of the name of your crush and make
a wish and scroll down!!!!!

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Send this message to:

1 person--
Your wish will come true in 7 years and your crush
will call you in an hour! WILL IT BE A GOOD PHONE
CALL?

5 people--
Your wish will come true in 5 years and your crush
will call you in 30 minutes!!!!! And your crushes name
will pop up on your screen once you send the
message!OOOHHH!!! YOUR CRUSH!!!!

10 people--
Your wish will come true in 1 year and your crush will
call you in 10 minutes!!!!!! THEY SAY THE GREYHOUND
BUS MUSEUM IS ONE OF THE TOP TEN WORST MUSEUMS IN THE
COUNTRY...YAY!!!!! (Glenn-note: That's a museum in our town)

13 people--
that's not enough people...send to more people!!!
DORK!!

20 people--
YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE IN A MONTH AND YOUR CRUSH
WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! AND
YOU'LL GET MARRIED TO YOUR CRUSH!!!! YAY!!!!!!! AND
YOU'LL GET CAKE AND ICE CREAM FOR LIFE FROM
HERSHEYS!!! YAY!!! AND SUPERMAN WILL COME TO YOUR
HOUSE!!! SPIDER-MAN TOO!!! AND LIKE...UMM...YOUR
DREAMS WILL...COME TRUE...AND UH...YOU'LL WIN THE
LOTTERY NO MATTER WHAT!!! YES....THE LOTTERY!!!
AND...YOU'LL BECOME A POKEMON MASTER!!!! SEND THIS
MESSAGE TO 20 PEOPLE!!!! YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU
WANT YOUR DREAMS TO COME
TRUE??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!

50 people--
You'll automatically stop everyone else from getting
their wishes coming true....BUT YOU'LL GET ALL OF
THEIR WISHES COMBINED FOR YOURSELF!!!! YAYYY!!!!!

More people than 50--
You'll get magic powers that can destroy stuff!!!!!
YAYYYYY YOUR CRUSH WILL LIKE THAT!!!!!

Yeah, I know, it's hard to believe but it's real!!!! I
HAVE PROOF!!!
Sandra Jenkins (Glenn-note: He made up this email)
(bunniesbunniesandmorebunnies@yahoo.com)
wrote:
"Hey I got this email and sent it to 20 people and now
me and my crush are married YAY!!! and we have all the
cake and ice cream we want. OMIGOSH EVERYONE NEEDS TO
SEND THIS BECAUSE IT WORKS AND IT IS REAL!!! IT WAS ON
THE 10 O'CLOCK NEWS AND IT TOOK UP 14 PAGES IN THE NEW
YORK TIMES!! AND I GOT MONEY FROM MICROSOFT FOR
SENDING THAT OTHER FORWARD TOO!!! YAY!!!!!! ME AND MY
CRUSH ARE SO HAPPY THANKS TO THIS EMAIL!!!"

There ya have it...it's all real!!!
YAY FOR FORWARDS!!!!!!!

I think the most stupid one I received was one claiming it was started by Jesus 2000 years ago.

Fitz Tayo wrote:I think the most stupid one I received was one claiming it was started by Jesus 2000 years ago.

wow, thats REALLY stupid, how do people come up with these things?

forwards absolutly suck.

I don't see the point at all. Whats even worse is that some people actually beleive this crap. "MSN ar gong to sht down teh mns mesurgner servise? Oh noes il sen ths 2 evyone i no ad ill be a hreo."

I'll send this to the english speakers i don't really talk to that much. No harm, I could ahve included blacksun if i didn't ahve enough poeple though...

I made a better fake forward than that. I'll have to see if I can dig it up.

Scary that somehow I got the Jesus one too. Forwards are how worms can spread around to half a billion computers in three days.

There was a study done that says the average Windows user will get their computer infected by a virus or trojan twelve minutes after it's first hooked up to the internet.

Just FYI and such.

"Whooo! I finally got the internet! Let's just log onto some of the sites I hear about so much...whoa! I'm a winner? The banner is flashing...Yes! I must claim my prize! Look at it counting down! I better hurry!"

Yeah, I can believe it.

One of the joys of being an anarchist and not having any friends is that you never get any bullshit chain letters.

NOW SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 5,000,000 PEOPLE WITHIN 3 SECONDS OR MICHAEL JACKSON WILL MOLEST YOUR ASS DO IT NOW FAGS

If Michael Jackson were hot there would be no problem. But because he's all ugly and scary, everyone naturally hates him.

I'll be your friend Cow. I like anarchism. But only anarchism with nanotechnology.

OverlordBill wrote:There was a study done that says the average Windows user will get their computer infected by a virus or trojan twelve minutes after it's first hooked up to the internet.

Just FYI and such.

The average Windows user uses Internet Explorer, of course.

And just FYI, the average Mac user will never get their computer infected by a virus or trojan.

OverlordBill wrote:If Michael Jackson were hot there would be no problem. But because he's all ugly and scary, everyone naturally hates him.

I'll be your friend Cow. I like anarchism. But only anarchism with nanotechnology.

if michael jackson was hot? thats just plain wrong

*snort* wtf would you have a mac though... they suck...
and I don't naturally hate Micheal Jackson..... I heard about him and started hating him then...

Famous_Last_Words wrote:*snort* wtf would you have a mac though... they suck...

Generally the best reason to have a Mac is not being an ignoramus, FLW.