You people are slow. Jera is waiting until one of them posts in order to IP ban them, I believe. The accounts are all ericfantasy, in response to the following:
ericfantasy17: HEY MAN
Impossible3144: Sorry, nobody's here.
Impossible3144: Come back later.
ericfantasy17: hey its cool i just need to know something
ericfantasy17: Hello?
Impossible3144: I told you, nobody's here. You're just talking to yourself.
ericfantasy17: no
ericfantasy17: im talking to you
ericfantasy17: guy
ericfantasy17: .....................................................
Impossible3144: Well, you don't seem to be having much of a conversation.
ericfantasy17: well i just want to find something out
Impossible3144: Go for your life. I won't stop you.
ericfantasy17: yea whatever. i just joined the way forum and i want to know about beta testing
Impossible3144: That's nice.
ericfantasy17: probobly not for E6 but in the future
Impossible3144: Well, unfortunately, your imagination doesn't seem to know a lot about beta testing, and nobody else is here.
ericfantasy17: im sorry can you get of your nerd horse i just asked you a question
Impossible3144: No you didn't...
ericfantasy17: well
ericfantasy17: you didnt have to be rude you could have just answered me
Impossible3144: I haven't been given a question to answer.
ericfantasy17: can i do beta testing
Impossible3144: Nope. Only special people are allowed to beta test.
Impossible3144: You're not special.
Impossible3144: Nobody loves you.
Impossible3144: Even your parents told me they think you're kind of dumb.
ericfantasy17: ok was that so bad now you can go back to writing fan fiction or whatever makes you "special" and not just a loser
Impossible3144: All right then, your imagination is hard at work on fan fiction.
ericfantasy17: yea your cool cya
ericfantasy17: I want this loser off my buddies list i dont even know how he got there
Impossible3144: Yeah, you should totally take him off.
ericfantasy17: oh
ericfantasy17: sorry about that
Impossible3144: Whoever it is you're talking about, I definitely advocate the removal of losers from your buddy list.
ericfantasy17: yea
ericfantasy17: ur right
Impossible3144: Your imagination is always right.
ericfantasy17: so what are you doin
Impossible3144: I'm talking to some retard on AIM.
Impossible3144: I don't particularly like him.
ericfantasy17: yea no imeant what do you do on the internet aside from pretending to be better than everyone
ericfantasy17: no
ericfantasy17: hang
ericfantasy17: on
ericfantasy17: let me guess
ericfantasy17: in real life if a big guy makes fun of you you crawl into a corner where your other ner friends are and make fun of him behind his back
ericfantasy17: then
ericfantasy17: you go on to the internet
Impossible3144: Because idiotic, baseless assumptions that only serve to undermine your own points with stupidity are always the key to coming out on top in any debate.
ericfantasy17: where you are king
ericfantasy17: the internet is where you cant get beat up or made fun of
Impossible3144: You really need to get your game together, I'm ashamed to be the imagination of someone who would come up with such worthless assumptions.
ericfantasy17: and this imagination talk is sort of your trademark
ericfantasy17: you cant just tell someone off
ericfantasy17: no
ericfantasy17: you have to do it in a manner that will impress the other nerds
ericfantasy17: yea
ericfantasy17: thats right
Impossible3144: Absolutely, because it makes perfect sense to make countless moronic assumptions about someone you don't actually know based on a single crappy AIM conversation, so that way you can be proven wrong by solid facts instead of just arguments.
Impossible3144: No, I'm only your imagination, not anybody else's.
Impossible3144: I'm glad you think you're clever enough to work out some big retarded riddle, but I think you've failed.
ericfantasy17: do you go up to a guy whos starts shit with you and say im not a part of your imagination
ericfantasy17: no
ericfantasy17: you
ericfantasy17: dont
ericfantasy17: you wait until you get home and take out your anger on lesser nerds
ericfantasy17: because nerds travel in packs
ericfantasy17: nerds are nothing without other nersd
ericfantasy17: and here it comes
ericfantasy17: the denial
Impossible3144: Yes, because all nerds have a few dozen friends, so they can pick on all the loner popular people.
ericfantasy17: yea
ericfantasy17: right
Impossible3144: Man, those popular jocks who bully nerds have no friends.
Impossible3144: co·her·ence
n.
1. The quality or state of cohering, especially a logical, orderly, and aesthetically consistent relationship of parts.
2. Physics. The property of being coherent, as of waves.
Impossible3144: Just thought you'd like to know.
ericfantasy17: oh they have friends they just handle their business in real life unlike you
Impossible3144: Right, well, I can't really travel in packs without my countless other nerd friends.
ericfantasy17: ill wait
Impossible3144: Because we all know how many friends great nerds have, and how worthless and brainless and stupid and incompetent nerds are alone.
Impossible3144: There are basically two flaws in your whole argument here:
ericfantasy17: im talking about nerds who are full of themselves
Impossible3144: 1. You're making up pure and utter bullshit. I get the impression you're pulling text out of your ass, somehow. You have no evidence, and don't even have the expected advantage of knowing me; retarded assumptions carry your entire argument. You're basically just composing your own little plot in your... Oh! Imagination!
ericfantasy17: you cant pick on a big jock so the only one left is lesser nerds who in reality are better than you
ericfantasy17: go ahead
Impossible3144: 2. This is really more like some fanfic you're writing. It's all about your imagination, after all. You're making fun of it?
ericfantasy17: no you
Impossible3144: Lesser nerds who are better than me?
Impossible3144: I can see how you compose stories for your imagination now.
ericfantasy17: all nerds who you pick on you pick on because they are lesser nerds
Impossible3144: You're just missing one important thing in your plot:
Impossible3144:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fact
ericfantasy17: because a level of how much time you waste shows seniroty in the nerd world
ericfantasy17: you cant be better than anyone else by any other means except the nerd rep you bulit up for yourself
ericfantasy17: YOure a loser
ericfantasy17: nerd
Impossible3144: Right, I can see how you know me inside out and are the expert on all things me based on a single conversation in which I haven't made a single serious comment.
ericfantasy17: shut up your nerd talk is worthless in the real world
Impossible3144: Yes, English is absolutely worthless.
ericfantasy17: your gonna die on the run from normal people
ericfantasy17: you suck
Impossible3144: All that matters is the language of music. Lalalalala!
Impossible3144: I bet comprehension of language will get me nowhere in the real life, after all.
ericfantasy17: you havent said one thingto intimidate me cause this isnt a forum and thers no one else to hear youre crap about how your gonna do this and that and how everyone else isnt cool and you are
ericfantasy17: you suck ass
Impossible3144: Well, yes, besides the people who will read it after I save it and post it on the forums which you're conveniently banned from.
ericfantasy17: and here comes the denial
Impossible3144: Funnily enough, you've failed to intimidate me as well.
Impossible3144: Assumptions are not very intimidating.
ericfantasy17: im not trying to
Impossible3144: This is the SECOND time now you've predicted some kind of "denial" that hasn't come.
Impossible3144: I really don't need to deny bullshit.
ericfantasy17: im trying to figure out how the self acclaimed MAN comes to be
Impossible3144: No, you're not trying to intimidate me, not at all. You're only trying to spout retarded comments. Never mind.
Impossible3144: You're not figuring out anything, you're making an idiot of yourself, in front of your own imagination.
ericfantasy17: i will AGREE RIGHT NOW THAT YOU ARE RIGHT IF YOU GIVE ME A GOOD REASON TO WHY YOU COULDNT JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION ABOUT BETA TESTING. and it cant make you look like more of a nerd
Impossible3144: You never asked me a question.
ericfantasy17: yes i did
Impossible3144: Not once in this entire conversation have I seen a question mark.
Impossible3144: Besides the "Hello?"
ericfantasy17: no but i saw your moms boobies last night
ericfantasy17: hahahaha
ericfantasy17: you cant win [Damn! I've definitely lost it here! I can't win against "i saw your moms boobies last night"! I fail!]
Impossible3144: Man, your retorts just get cleverer and cleverer.
ericfantasy17: youre on high horse
Impossible3144: I'm so intimidated.
ericfantasy17: of nerd
Impossible3144: Yes, I'm on high horse.
ericfantasy17: and you cant do anything about it
ericfantasy17: couse you suck balls
ericfantasy17: and lick ass
Impossible3144: I can't do anything about it? Damn, I'm stuck on high horse.
ericfantasy17: these are the things that the jocks say to you when you run into a corner and cry
ericfantasy17: hahahahahah
ericfantasy17: youre pissed right now
Impossible3144: Dammit, you keep undermining me with your incredibly intelligent banter. What can I do?
ericfantasy17: ive seen people like you when your angry [For the record, I was laughing my ass off at him, not angry. I thought he said he wasn't trying to intimdate me?]
Impossible3144: How can I compete with "couse you suck balls and lick ass"? Man, you have the best arguments.
ericfantasy17: your mom likes it in the ass
ericfantasy17: and your dad likes you in the ass
ericfantasy17: in your hole in your butt
Impossible3144: Dammit, you caught me!
ericfantasy17: so you admit it then yea
Impossible3144: I have nothing left. These are like, the best insults ever.
ericfantasy17: i knew it
ericfantasy17: you like to play with your dadddies pee pee
ericfantasy17: dont ya
ericfantasy17: well
ericfantasy17: .........
ericfantasy17: .........
Impossible3144: Absolutely.
ericfantasy17: ......................
Impossible3144: The thing you're missing here is that as your imagination, everything you tell me is stored in one of your thousands of nerdy fanfics. So this all becomes about you at some point.
Impossible3144: Unfortunately I can't put them there now, though, because I'm still stuck on high horse.
ericfantasy17: the best thing is ..... if i am wrong about you . .and you dont get your kicks off arguing to be the better nerd than y are u stll talking
ericfantasy17: its cause im right
Impossible3144: You're a better nerd?
ericfantasy17: and your wrong
ericfantasy17: and you wont stop until you win the argument
Impossible3144: I'm still talking because it's my responsibility as your imagination. Also, because you're hilarious.
Impossible3144: Who's arguing?
Impossible3144: I'm not arguing, certainly.
ericfantasy17: its cause your are the ultimate nerd
Impossible3144: And you can't possibly be arguing because you haven't posed a single point or argument.
Impossible3144: I'm only responding to stupid comments, that's not really arguing.
ericfantasy17: and as the ultimate nerd you will say that im not capable of arguing with the great impossible
Impossible3144: This isn't an argument, it's more like a rehearsal for a sitcom... Some kind of horrendous, eye-bleedingly bad sitcom about people who talk to their imaginations.
ericfantasy17: cause
ericfantasy17: youre
ericfantasy17: so
ericfantasy17: cool
Impossible3144: I'm sure you are capable of arguing with me, I'm just yet to see it.
Impossible3144: What would you like to argue about?
ericfantasy17: that im not allowed to agure with THE GREAT BIG LOSER WHO WILL DO ANYTHING OT AVOID AD
ericfantasy17: YOU LOSER
Impossible3144: Dammit, I can't avoid ad! Maybe that's a disadvantage of being on high horse.
ericfantasy17: didnt you say you were gonna post this?
Impossible3144: So, wait, I just offered for you to pick a topic of discussion and now you refuse to start an argument?
Impossible3144: If you'll excuse me, I have to ride off on high horse for a minute, I'll come back soon.
ericfantasy17: answer the question nerd
Impossible3144: Okay, I'm back now. I would have been here sooner, but my high horse isn't going very fast today.
Impossible3144: Oh, whoa, you actually asked me a question! I've been waiting long enough... It's a shame that it's a question you're capable of answering yourself, really.
ericfantasy17: gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg gggggyoure mom sucked my dick and youre dad has sex with you and you think youre cool even thought youre daddy put his pee pee in you heiny and you probably will post this because your nerd friends will get a kick out of it cause you suck balls and the fact is every time i do make a good point about how your such a loser you say something to cancel it out like "theres isnt an argument here because im better than you and anything you say thatis true offends me or youll say that youre too great of a man and your too importand too argue with a mere common nerd and not som super nerd'
Impossible3144: Unbelievable. You already know me inside out, from a single conversation. How do you do it?
ericfantasy17: the same way you do
ericfantasy17: IMAGINATION
ericfantasy17: fuck head
Impossible3144: That's, like, me in a nutshell. That's all there is to me.
Impossible3144: Yes, the head in which this imagination is stored is fucked, apparently.
ericfantasy17: sorry i had to go get a friend of mine hes reading are conversation
Impossible3144: Whoa, you have a friend.
ericfantasy17: yea
Impossible3144: I'm impressed.
Impossible3144: Unfortunately a lesser nerd like me could never manage to have friends, I have to resort to travelling in packs.
ericfantasy17: no youre not youre a powerful nerd nothing impresses you if its not on the internet
ericfantasy17: hang on
Impossible3144: Absolutely... How do you know so much about me? It's shocking, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were making baseless assumptions which couldn't possibly count for anything.
ericfantasy17: my friend wants to type something
Impossible3144: That's nice.
Impossible3144: He has my permission.
ericfantasy17: dude whats your name
Impossible3144: My name is Imagination of Retard.
ericfantasy17: holly shit dude
ericfantasy17: have you been laid
Impossible3144: Holly Shit?
Impossible3144: Only in Eric’s imagination.
ericfantasy17: haha
ericfantasy17: dude your such a loser ibet stoners kick your ass all the time
ericfantasy17: or do you hide in your house
Impossible3144: Damn those stones!
Impossible3144: No, they can't reach me up on high horse.
ericfantasy17: i thought eric was bad with the lord of the rings crap but 8 times the geek he is
ericfantasy17: you suck
Impossible3144: Amazing how you discerned that in three minutes
ericfantasy17: my brother wants to know why you think youre better than eric
Impossible3144: Geez, I never went as far as to say that, did I?
ericfantasy17: even though your only in his imagination
ericfantasy17: hahaha
ericfantasy17: why are you so cocky then
Impossible3144: I wouldn't think you'd pick up on the explicit implications, though...
ericfantasy17: he said he only asked you a question about a game
ericfantasy17: and you went all high and mighty
Impossible3144: He didn't ask me a question about a game...
ericfantasy17: he said he did
ericfantasy17: but youwent nerd crazy on him
Impossible3144: Yes,
nerd crazy.
Impossible3144: The problem is that I'm apparently "on high horse" and I can't seem to get off.
ericfantasy17: why cant u just download porn why do you have be a dork
ericfantasy17: haha
ericfantasy17: your funny as shit
Impossible3144: Eric's imagination can't seem to find any porn that suits Eric's unusual tastes.
Impossible3144: So this is all I've got to do.
ericfantasy17: where do you live no wait eric said u live in his imagination
ericfantasy17: ha
ericfantasy17: youre such a loser
ericfantasy17: do u live in the U.S.
Impossible3144: Where does Eric live?
Impossible3144: Although I suppose it's not a far stretch for someone like him to be disjointed from parts of his brain.
ericfantasy17: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf
ericfantasy17: fu
Impossible3144: Ouch.
ericfantasy17: dude your such a dork if i met you id kick your ass but its a good thing you hide in your house all day
ericfantasy17: haaaha
Impossible3144: Oh, so where are you?
Impossible3144: On the computers in the library, or the ones at school? [omg burn]
ericfantasy17: in your imagination
Impossible3144: That's a new one.
ericfantasy17: bryan wants to now that if you want to have sec with eric because u say your only in his head
ericfantasy17: u want to fuck eric dont ya
ericfantasy17: yea youdo
ericfantasy17: you homo
ericfantasy17: sick fuck
ericfantasy17: nerdy homo
Impossible3144: Well, my guess would be that Eric is familiar with sex on his own, so perhaps.
ericfantasy17: YOUWANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ERIC DONT YA
ericfantasy17: YOU HOMO
Impossible3144: Geez, it only took you 13 minutes to work that out?
Impossible3144: You're amazing.
ericfantasy17: DO YOU JACK OF IN ERICS HEAD
Impossible3144: Intelligence beyond your years.
ericfantasy17: YOU PLAY WITH YOUR SELF IN ERICS HEAD
Impossible3144: I'm sure Eric jacks off in his head... And he has sex in his imagination, so I suppose all this is true.
ericfantasy17: YOU ADMITTED IT
ericfantasy17: YOURE A FAG
Impossible3144: Man, you caught me! What should I do?!
ericfantasy17: U WANT ERIC DONT YA
Impossible3144: I guess suicide is my only option.
I apologise, because at this point I had heaps more material left, and I gave it up in favor of a constant stream of LUE fads. In my defense, the C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER was REALLY well-timed. I also managed to barrel roll away on high horse Unfortunately they eventually decided I wasn't as funny any more and left so all my other ideas never got used. I also got this:
ericfantasy17: alright erics back before you talk to him i copied down your name i know a guy who will harass you really bad
ericfantasy17: with viruses
ericfantasy17: and porn
Impossible3144: Man, AIM viruses.
Impossible3144: The worst kind.
ericfantasy17: sorry imeant gay porn
ericfantasy17: you loser
ericfantasy17: cya fag
What's ironic is that he thought he would somehow get a chance to beta test after being banned from the forums... Also, is his method of argument familiar to anyone else? He reminds me of some certain forum members who are incapable of making actual points, and instead just shout flames and make retarded, pointless "assumptions".
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:00 am
