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by **Porter** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:55 am

So I was watching that stupid fucking fund raiser for redcross at work because I have nothing better to do there, and it's a bunch of celebs doing dumb speeches 'from the heart' when it's really from their ass.

So let me ask, why the hell don't they donate some money??????? It's always 'up to us.' Shit if every celebrity could donate 1 million of their huge wealth, the red cross would be kicking royal ass down there.

But no, after the day is done and telling everyone how 'they have no homes left, they can't do anything,' they head back to their 4 million dollar mansions and buy $600,000 worth of stylish clothing because they can't be caught wearing the same thing twice or the tabloids will rape them.

Fuck every one of them.

by **HolsteinCow** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:41 am

NO YOU PIECE OF SHIT. PROLES SUCK, CELEBERTIES ARE GODS

Have you ever even read a tabloid? It's so full of juicy celebirty gossip, just one issue can keep me occupied for days on end.

Oh, and Celebs can ACT, which is why they deserve more money than the fucking proles. Anyone can be a clerk in a conveniece store, anyone can carry a couple of heavy items around, and anyone can stick a suction cup thing in a toilet and call it fixed. But not everyone can act. So shut the fuck up, stop whining, and maybe one day you will realize that celeberties get shitloads of money for a reason.

by **Exiled** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:36 am

Just bring a gameboy to work next time Porter.

by **Glenn47** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:59 am

Are you serious Holstein? That's gotta be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, they can act. Good for them. You don't see people doing professional plays getting as much as the movie actors, even when they're often much better. Hell, I can act. I have trouble portraying hopeless fear (I can't fake scream with this low bass voice) but minus one acting skill and that still puts me ahead of Keanu Reeves, who is missing about 6. He's good in The Matrix, a movie that basically depends on an actor who can't be happy. And I've heard he used to be good way back when too, but that kinda died out.
Here they are, making TONS of money for having the somewhat common ability to put on a different face, and people who design things to better mankind will get about $350,000 less. I don't care for actors.

by **Jabbo** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:39 pm

He was being sarcastic. At least, I hope so.

by **Shepard** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:47 pm

You have to seperate the good celebs from the bad, there's celebrities who don't give a shit, celebs who care, and don't forget celebrities who give charity for the credit. A good example of that would be oprah and all the celebs that went down to help victims of katrina. They couldnt just go down and help they had to make a two show special just to help people.

by **Teenr0cker** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:52 pm

A few "Bad" celeberties:

Collin Ferrel and Brad Pitt: Female Eyecandy with a 5 o'clock shadow
Hallie (Crunch)Berri: If you were paying attention to her name instead of her rack, you're a bad audience.
Ben Stiller: Recently, what HASN'T he been in?
Johnny Depp: Goes up there with Colin and Brad, but he's too cool for America, so he lives in french. Now, I've got nothing against the french...But, it's just that they're....French.

Now, I respect Anthony Hopkins because he's done some great films, including "Meet Joe Black" which he happened to make Brad Pitt not suck so bad. And I mean, who doesn't respect an actor who can be the nicest and most passive person in the world, who then can be a creepy-ass cannibal?

by **Lancifer** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:50 pm

What is this world coming to? 6 replies and noone even mentions that shameless strumpet Hilary Duff.

My old website is actually dedicated to how much I hate Hillary Duff. She can't sing, She can't act, and she isn't attractive. Why is she famous?

by **Porter** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:42 pm

HolsteinCow wrote:NO YOU PIECE OF SHIT. PROLES SUCK, CELEBERTIES ARE GODS

Have you ever even read a tabloid? It's so full of juicy celebirty gossip, just one issue can keep me occupied for days on end.

Oh, and Celebs can ACT, which is why they deserve more money than the fucking proles. Anyone can be a clerk in a conveniece store, anyone can carry a couple of heavy items around, and anyone can stick a suction cup thing in a toilet and call it fixed. But not everyone can act. So shut the fuck up, stop whining, and maybe one day you will realize that celeberties get shitloads of money for a reason.

Did I say anything about how much money they deserve? :roll:

by **Teenr0cker** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:46 am

Lancifer wrote:What is this world coming to? 6 replies and noone even mentions that shameless strumpet Hilary Duff.

My old website is actually dedicated to how much I hate Hillary Duff. She can't sing, She can't act, and she isn't attractive. Why is she famous?

Shit, thats who I forgot!

by **ForbiddenShadow** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:03 pm

What is this world coming to? 6 replies and noone even mentions that shameless strumpet Hilary Duff

lets start by saying that yes, i agree, Hillary Duff is a fatass bitch who can't sing or write her own music..or even act for that matter

but wut about Bill Gates 2 eh?
he got enought money he couls buy 3rd world countries and feed them; instead he donates "millions" of dollars a year....which is ratio to middleclass; is like 50$

by **Jonesy** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:56 pm

ForbiddenShadow wrote:
What is this world coming to? 6 replies and noone even mentions that shameless strumpet Hilary Duff

lets start by saying that yes, i agree, Hillary Duff is a fatass bitch who can't sing or write her own music..or even act for that matter

but wut about Bill Gates 2 eh?
he got enought money he couls buy 3rd world countries and feed them; instead he donates "millions" of dollars a year....which is ratio to middleclass; is like 50$

Microsoft founder and the world's richest man, Bill Gates, has made what is believed to be the largest ever individual donation to charity.
Mr Gates and wife Melinda have given $5bn (£3.2bn) to a foundation run by the software pioneer's father.

The William H Gates Foundation, which now has assets of $10bn, has as its goal the improving of people's lives by giving grants to tackle world health problems.

The couple, following in the philanthropic footsteps of earlier American industrial pioneers such as the Du Ponts and Carnegies, have been estimated to have a fortune of as high as $100bn.

They have also topped their own donation of $3.3bn last year split between the William H Gates foundation and the separate Gates Learning Foundation, which has assets of $.3bn.

The record donation was disclosed, as the foundation announced the award of a $50m grant to a Seattle-based team aiming to develop a new vaccine for malaria.

Other grants from the foundation recently have included $50m to Columbia University for a programme to reduce maternal mortality in developing countries.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/you ... 360770.stm

Not exactly recent, but the guy has donated billions upon billions of his money.

The reduction in Gates' wealth since 2000 reflects a fall in Microsoft's share price and the multi-billion dollar gifts he has made to his charitable foundations. Again, according to a 2004 Forbes magazine article, Gates has given away over $28 billion to charities over the last few years.

He is the wealthiest person even including heads of state whose wealth is tied to their position (although the standard Forbes list does not include heads of state, Forbes has released separate lists for the estimated wealth of heads of state; when the lists are combined, Bill Gates still remains the world's wealthiest person).

by **Wellsy** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:07 pm

Porter wrote:So I was watching that stupid fucking fund raiser for redcross at work because I have nothing better to do there, and it's a bunch of celebs doing dumb speeches 'from the heart' when it's really from their ass.

So let me ask, why the hell don't they donate some money??????? It's always 'up to us.' Shit if every celebrity could donate 1 million of their huge wealth, the red cross would be kicking royal ass down there.

But no, after the day is done and telling everyone how 'they have no homes left, they can't do anything,' they head back to their 4 million dollar mansions and buy $600,000 worth of stylish clothing because they can't be caught wearing the same thing twice or the tabloids will rape them.

Fuck every one of them.

Amen, brother. I can't stand reading about their retarded and vapid exploits, but unfortunately all of the magazines in my work's breakroom are shit like People and Us Weekly. Let's not forget that their opinions count more because . . . well, I guess 'cause they're famous. And can we add Paris Hilton to that list of bad celebrities?

by **Impossible** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:14 am

After seeing Benny & Joon, I think I can safely say that Johnny Depp is a God. Um, all the others still suck though. You also forgot Keanu Reeves.

by **FQGamer** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:19 pm

yes paris hilton. how is she even a celebrity. lots of people have sex tapes. how come they aren't idolized by little girls everywhere?

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