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Add on to the super powers thread, Crestfallen superheros!
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:05 pmby Telephalsion
Okay, make your superhero, in the other thread, take some 2-3 powers, clearly explained and all, and then I'll post matchups and in the end we'll have a champion
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:12 pmby Fitz Tayo
Fitz-man.
With the ability to become invisible at whim.
He also has super reflexes like spider-man.
Not very inventive, but think of the uses!
Also I wield a sword. I'm not going to describe it... it's just a good one.
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:15 pmby Telephalsion
Phally Telsion!
With the ability to controll wind and with the speed of light(ning?)
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:19 pmby EmperorJeramyu
I'd be: Triangle Man
Can beat up Particle Man
Can beat up Person Man
Can beat up Universe Man
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:38 pmby Burning_Flame
Brunigan the Fat
my powers:
I use my amazingly high quality seal thongs and fling seal blubber at extremely high velocitys and hit the bad guys and sometimes the good guys if they dont give me their porn
And I can control the ice, because I'm a eskimo
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:42 pmby Telephalsion
Oooh interesting, and since exiled is to idle to post I'll make exlied-man then.
EXILED-GUY! (man is too mega-man'y)
He fights using idleness and his awesome guitarr powers.
Aka, he controlls time and sound.
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:50 pmby Teenr0cker
Steven Lynch wrote:
If I could be a superhero
I would be Awesome man
I travel around the world fighting crime
According to my awesome plan
If I could be a superhero
I would be Drug free boy
Warning the world of the evils of drugs
And all of the lives they destroy
Oh I'm taking the druggie, he's getting so high,
with his needles, his bongs, and his sticks made of Tai
As I would burn them alive, I would squeal with joy,
Because I would be Drug Free Boy.
If I could be a superhero
I'd be immigration dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
And stealing our welfare and best jobs to boot
Such as landscaping, dishwashing, and picking of fruit
Oh I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood
'Cause I'd be immigration dude.
(not while singing)
Hey kids, you can make up your very own superhero! If you could be a superhero, who you would be?
If I could be a superhero
Would you be Justice guy
Making sure people got what they deserve
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife ran away leaving you three kids and no job
to run off to fucking hawaii with some doctor named bob
I'd kill them and drain them of blood 'til they die, especially bob
Cos then I would be Justice guy
I didn't mean to be suttle
I didn't mean to be vague
Give her the Mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague
As long as they pay for their terrible crime, especially bob
Yes then you would be,
A su-uper hero like meeee!
Sorry if there are typos. I copied the lyrics from a REALLY shitty site (missing words, bad spelling, entire verses missing). Justice Guy sounds pretty cool
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:09 pmby Strayed Wanderer
God
Immortality.
The ability to finish off people's sentences.
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:43 pmby Forerunner
Assuming they have to be reasonable powers *stareing at Strayed* then I'd be..... pfft who needs a new name.
Name: The Forerunner <= ooooooohhhhhhh look it's got a 'The'
Powers:
super sonic flying
super duper strength
ability to to become 'all glowy and seethroughy and dematerialised' at will, enabling me to move at super sonic speed while nothing can touch me..... If anybody has seen 'Clockstoppers' then I'm thinking of when that guy goes into 'Hypertime' x 2. (When he puts on and activates 2 of those watches at once)
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:13 pmby Belthazar
The wanderer:
Able to breach the fabric of time and with his wisdom and speed saves the innocents and hopes to prevent the apocalypse.
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:42 pmby Occurrence of Something
James fucking Bond:
The power to take the form of Sean Connery.
The power to take the form of Timothy Dalton.
The power to take the form of Pierce Brosnan.
Anyone who mentions Roger Moore will be nailed through their penis. I'll bug Reaper to do it.
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Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:28 amby EmperorJeramyu
Occurrence of Something wrote:The power to take the form of Timothy Dalton.
Why would you want THAT as a power?
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Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:21 amby Telephalsion
Forerunner wrote:Assuming they have to be reasonable powers *stareing at Strayed* then I'd be..... pfft who needs a new name.
Name: The Forerunner <= ooooooohhhhhhh look it's got a 'The'
Powers:
super sonic flying
super duper strength
ability to to become 'all glowy and seethroughy and dematerialised' at will, enabling me to move at super sonic speed while nothing can touch me..... If anybody has seen 'Clockstoppers' then I'm thinking of when that guy goes into 'Hypertime' x 2. (When he puts on and activates 2 of those watches at once)
... that's ovrpowered, but meh.
First matchups,
God VS James Fucking Bond
Fitz Man VS The Forerunner
Phally Telsion VS Exiled Guy
The Wanderer VS Triangle Man
Brunigan the Fat VS Justice Guy
I'll post the results later on, and then a simple explanation as to why that guy won etc.
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Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:26 amby Strayed Wanderer
Yeah, mine were completely unreasonable...
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Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:48 amby Telephalsion
God VS JFB is a very drawn out fight, god has no real offensive power, but his power lies in the fact that he cannot die, so he wins, even though sean connery alone is a force to be reckoned with.
Fitz Man VS The Forerunner
Fitz has his reflexes so even if foreey has speed and strengh fitz will react in time and dodge, plus, fitz can become invisible, and I don't see any eye skills on the forerunner, fitz simply stabs forerunner in the face while invisible.
Phally Telsion VS Exiled Guy.
Phally begins with running really fast and conjuring up winds, but then exiled begins to idle and freezes time in doing so, when he finally returns he fires a wave of sound at phally causing his head to burst. then he continues his idledom.
The wanderer VS Triangle man
Triangle man isn't facing either of the people he has the power to defeat, so sadly he looses.
Brunigan the FAt VS Justice Guy
Seal blubber cant do much against supreme justice, but a baby seal thong can, Brunigan strangles Justice Guy after claiming Justice Guy has overstepped the constitution and broken against federal law.