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So, my good friends Tomi and Chris were being really stupid and ditching practice last week....Now, when I say they were being stupid, I am not implying their stupidity because of their ditching. No, no, no, that is far from the truth. They had somehow managed to get off topic from their physics homework they were doing together, and got onto the topic of whether or not a Dolphin could ...expell more reproductive fluid than a whale. I don't care to ask which kind of whale, because a whale wins anyway, and I could care less about that detail. But apparently they just had to google it to be sure, and came across a site called "Sex with Dolphins - 'How To', and a Personal Viewpoint" and found...uh...some of the most interesting bit of advice I've heard since I called Porter when he was drunk last spring. I've found the site for your proof...but I recommend you venture not into this terrifying realm. I declare this my own personal word of wisdom to you all:

NEVER, under any circumstances, let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you.

Sure it's changed, but that's what makes it my advice...and not some creepy dude.


Linkies: http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

I'm not clicking a lik containing sex as it's url adress.

You really can find anything on the internet...

seen it.

Pffft, on the scale of depravity, that's weak.

If you hear a tearing sound it's probably your soul ripping itself from your frame.

Why do I feel like I've seen that one before.

That picture is quite disturbing......

Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with males and females...

plz don't ask me why i read it; but this is kinda TWISTED TO HELL[/quote]

I first realized I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin.

I blame Down's Syndrome.

Q6) Where can I find a dolphin to mate with?

A6) Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons.

Now that's funny. I don't care who you are, that's funny.

Chris: Dad, what's a blowhole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for son. And when I do, you'll know why I can never go back to Seaworld.

I first realized I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin.

Please tell me that the above is bullshit and you guys are all playing some sick twisted joke on the rest of us about human-dolphin relations...
(p.s. I'm not following that link)

I dont know if it is a joke....I hope it is, but who knows. But it is accually all on the site.

I was watching King of the Hill; the one where hank got violated by a dolphin; and the trainer seemed jelous..in fact he said, "why don't you choose me" to the dolphin...maby theres a sick tuth behind it...

and congrats too me on my 50th post. WOOT!

I remember that episode, which is weird because I never watch that show.