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The water pump broke at my house, rendering me utterly and completely waterless. I'm filthy and have to piss outside in the freezing rain like a Swede. A replacement pump is going to cost upwards of a 1000 not including time and labor of installing the thing. I always feel like a raging self-involved asshole bitching about things like this when people are starving to death in africa or whatever but fuck the fucking fuck fuck fuckitty fuck.

Well, we knew your bathing habits were sub-par, but that still doesn't mean you can call yourself as dirty as a Swede. Tele, just how dirty is the standard to be in Sweden these days? Last I heard, expectant mothers ate dirt prior to delivery so as to prepare the baby for the dirtying.

You're mistaking sweden with Dirtystan, it's southeast, behind all the important coutnries of europe.

Oh those countries are screwed up. It would be one of those.

Telephalsion wrote:You're mistaking sweden with Dirtystan, it's southeast, behind all the important coutnries of europe.

It's not nice to talk about Slovakia that way.

OH COME ON. Everyone knows the Swede's are famous for pissing in the freezing rain at 2 A.M. and almost falling down on the way in because their walks have been turned to ice and feeling like they're covered in bugs because they haven't been able to wash and the grime is everywhere it's everywhere it's on my skin get it off get it off oh god getitoffgetitoffgetitoffffmee*claws face*

RentACop wrote:OH COME ON. Everyone knows the Swede's are famous for pissing in the freezing rain at 2 A.M. and almost falling down on the way in because their walks have been turned to ice and feeling like they're covered in bugs because they haven't been able to wash and the grime is everywhere it's everywhere it's on my skin get it off get it off oh god getitoffgetitoffgetitoffffmee*claws face*

Yes. That perfectly describes Tele.

Tele, have you ever pissed and had the piss freeze on the way down so that when you're done pissing you have a large pissicle hanging from your penis?

Tele is a very clean guy. He styles his hair!

Oh don't bitch. Back when I lived with my parents, we lived in a swamp, and the sump pump broke during spring (when ice and snow melts.)

We then spent 5 hours bailing water out of the basement by hand.

No porter I haven't, I've nearly gotten my feet frozen to my porch once though.

And glenn, I don't style my hair.

Porter, that's awesome.

The word "pissicle" is hilarious, and I claim it as my own. *copyrights* *patents* *trademarks*

Impossible wrote:The word "pissicle" is hilarious, and I claim it as my own. *copyrights* *patents* *trademarks*

What a coincidence. EA thinks that the word 'pissicle' is hilarious as well.

Oh shit, they already devoured you. I'd better run away with the word 'dicknigger' before the same fate befalls me!

I was referring to the days you webcammed and your hair was crazy awesome for one reason or another.

Last time I checked I said it Impossible. You can share it with me if you want.