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Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:05 pm**

An excuse for NOT allowing gay marriage from the right side was:

Soon people will be marrying their dogs and their cats.

Well it seems they aren't too far off.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/britis ... 17451.html

Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:28 pm**

I bet they'll have some hot kids.

Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:20 pm**

If you can think of it... odds are there is some person out there who has been foolish enough to try it.

Posted: **Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:26 am**

I saw that in one of those Gmail random bulletins....I should've brought it up since I was the one who blessed you all with the "Dolphin blaster" topic a few months back.

Fucked Up Shit.

Posted: **Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:55 am**

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

It's been posted before, but now it's actually relevant! :wink:

Posted: **Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:23 pm**

I never did read that...but now that I did....

Wow. Just wow. Seriously, umm....wow.

Posted: **Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:56 am**

Oh, don't be such a dolphin blaster Glenn.

Posted: **Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:21 pm**

I'm reminded of the episode of south park where stan goes to this camp and these people mate with animals. Anyone seen it?

Posted: **Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:23 pm**

That's the "Vote or Die" / P.E.T.A. one. I love the human-duck..."Kill mee!!!"

My definition of PETA if I could change it: People Eating Tasty Animals

Posted: **Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:38 pm**

PETA sounds very much like pita to me... For some reason I find it funny that PETA named itself after what the average Israeli stuffs meat into at least once a year (an Independence Day tradition around here) .

Posted: **Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:57 pm**

Holy crap. I hope the kids are more like manga furries and less like deformed monstrosities!

Posted: **Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:11 pm**

Aegis wrote:Holy crap. I hope the kids are more like manga furries and less like deformed monstrosities!

Furries?

Oh fuck no

Posted: **Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:24 am**

Damn, PETA really gets my boxers in a blender. If you want to forego eating meat, more power to you. If you choose to not utilize ANY animal products whatsoever (though you'tr probably be wearing clothes made in a sweatshop by 8-year-old Asians, but as long as an animal isn't exploited, dammit . . .!) more power to you.

Just please don't tell me how I'm a murderer just because I can't resist the taste of a nice juicy bacon cheeseburger (that's TWO different species I've just slaughtered!) dripping with cheese on a sesame bun.

I work with a guy who experimented with vegetarianism, but he gave it up because he missed the taste of burgers so much.

Posted: **Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:25 am**

HolsteinCow wrote:
Aegis wrote:Holy crap. I hope the kids are more like manga furries and less like deformed monstrosities!

Furries?

Oh fuck no

If there's a third option, I'll take it, but those seem like the only two, and deformed monstrosities are always evil. We know this from people like Dick Cheny and Dr. Phil.

EDIT: Cancel that, they could be sexy nudist mermaids. We're saved!

Posted: **Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:37 am**

Iteroth wrote:http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

It's been posted before, but now it's actually relevant!

What a useful and informative article. All my questions regarding dolfin molestation have been answered.

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