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(witty birthday topic name)
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:49 amby Flibbo
I'm sixteen today. Because i live in Britain, i am now old enough to:
Have sex legally
Buy ciggarettes
Buy scrap metal
Go me!
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:06 amby RentACop
Congratulations you limey bastard.
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:36 amby Telephalsion
Swedes get to have sex at fifteen, just because we're so butch.
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:38 amby Fitz Tayo
You bastard you're two months older than me...
Congrats anyway fellow Brit.
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:46 amby Iteroth
Canadians can have sex at 14
But congratulations nonetheless
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:01 amby Sage Of The Wise
Damn brits and their scrap metal...
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:06 amby Aegis
Ooookkkkk... So in Britain it's illegal to buy scrap metal under the age of 16?
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:39 amby Flibbo
Aegis wrote:Ooookkkkk... So in Britain it's illegal to buy scrap metal under the age of 16?
You have no idea how inconveniant it was until now.
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:52 pmby Poenaensis
Turning 16 rules, I did it in november. You're a bit more free in Britain, but no one questions me about alcohol anyway, even though that's eighteen. Bah Humbug!!! Even though it doesn't really matter. Village pubs rule!!!!
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:34 pmby Burning_Flame
Iteroth wrote:Canadians can have sex at 14
But congratulations nonetheless
14? well.....Legaly..... won't go there....
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:50 pmby Telephalsion
14 is a bit low, even if I know some people ehre who had their debut at 14, I don't think it's healthy. Moving right along.
Buying scrap metal rocks.
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:01 pmby Flibbo
Poenaensis wrote:Turning 16 rules, I did it in november. You're a bit more free in Britain, but no one questions me about alcohol anyway, even though that's eighteen. Bah Humbug!!! Even though it doesn't really matter. Village pubs rule!!!!
I've been told i can pass for 18 the last year and i've had 3 different bartenders say they would have served me if they hadn't known, which is quite cool.
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:51 pmby Greatchickenman
A friend of mine started at 11. Now he's the biggest stoner I know and just moved out into the fucking boondocks of Illinois, where all the tornadoes hit.
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:36 pmby Belthazar
I got tickets to a rated R movie with a friend and the guy didnt even ask me for id. Note to everyone growing a beard for a couple of weeks definitely adds a few years to ur look.
Posted:
Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:20 amby Porter
And here we see
Flibbo at a Soccer game (a British phenom) on the day he turned 16.
He was so excited for finally being able to legally fuck a pussy at age 16.
So excited in fact, he was completly ignorant to the law. Doing it in public, while also actually porking a live "pussy" is against the law. He was arrested promptly.
