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1000th post! Bonus points!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:43 pm
by Glenn47
Yes lady and gentlemen, I have finally attained the glory of 1000 posts. And while you guys are around 4000, I'd say I am one of few around here with an 82% post-usefulness factor. That's a nice number says Glenn!
And just to add kickass to awesome, I would like to make an addition statement. Glenn's got a HOT girlfriend! Hoorah!
That's right, after months of working out and dancing to techno, I have hooked up with a chick named Pamela. Pam just came to our school at the start of the second quarter of school, so I figure my ability to make a good first-impression had a part in it. Regardless, this is the first girlfriend I've had since 8th grade where I got a "Dude, she's fucking hot!" from some of my peers. We just starting dating today. Kickass.
Also, sorry I haven't been on the board much in the past few...months...but I'm falling out of the online thing as of late. Porter too, apparently. It's been great, and I'll probably pop in from time-to-time to ask online-ish questions, and to overall catch up. As to where this topic can go from here, I suppose there are two options-
1. A Glenn-updater so I can hear what you've all been up to.
2. Blocked by Jer (or others now, I suppose) to prevent the spamming and sexual chat that tends to happen in topics about me.
For fun, check out the blog Bill had me start a LOOOONG time ago that I happened upon. It was so long ago, Bill had still been here!
http://glennthoughts.blogspot.com/2005/ ... -blog.html
I notice I was much more hateful and sarcastic back then. Thanks Bill!

Here's another little thing.
Image

Ahh the memories.
Well, later guys.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:05 pm
by Flibbo
Come back to us, damn you and your "social life". Bah!

As for Pam, good one :wink:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:20 pm
by Burning_Flame
Come back to us Glenn! We need your voice! Dont fight the inner nerd! Nooo!!!!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:45 pm
by Strayed Wanderer
Glenn, I'm sure that at some point I stole/bought/was given your soul, and as we all know, girlfriends only want your soul. Sex is the easiest way to capture a soul, but you don't have it anymore, so all sex goes to me.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:46 pm
by ReaperGal
Gimme some pics of this girl. I wanna make sure she's good enough for you.

Oh, and by the way, since you're dating someone now, I'll give you some advice.

USE BIRTH CONTROL. Now that I've said it, you have no excuse, and if you get this girl pregnant, I will tie your genitals to my back bumper and drive back to maine, but I won't kill you. I'll let her family do that.
So congratulations. But before you have sex with this girl, just remember, my engine is revving.

Not too much going on with me... School and whatnot. My eighteenth birthday is coming up, though, and my ex is gonna throw me a party and he's crazy, so that's gonna be fun. It's on a sunday, though, so I might not actually party on the day. I haven't been on much lately either, though.

Get on IRC sometime. I'm actually considering getting online the night of my birthday, so keep that in mind.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:16 pm
by Teenr0cker
One thousand reasons to love Glenn

Congrats. I got me one too. Loves t3h powermetal!

Alrighty then....>_>



See you around....<_<

-_-


Teledit: Penguin!
Image

PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:29 am
by Telephalsion
The hell, I didn't edit that post, or did I.. hmm, my expanded consience still has memory gaps... or teen just tries to screw with my mind.

Anyways, go Glenn, and come back every once in a while, and don't just to a one-post-pop-in if you do, stay for a few days :P

Re: 1000th post! Bonus points!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:50 pm
by Aegis
Glenn47 wrote:Image


This is going into my sig so fast when I decide what to get rid of to put it there. :)

PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:33 pm
by Telephalsion
I've got to brag, I made that one, along with a few other -ism images, they were used in a now long forgotten event...

Re: 1000th post! Bonus points!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:17 pm
by Jonesy
Glenn47 wrote:Yes lady and gentlemen, I have finally attained the glory of 1000 posts.


Congratulations. If I continue at the rate I've been going, I might reach 1000 by 2027.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:16 pm
by HolsteinCow
Telephalsion wrote:I've got to brag, I made that one, along with a few other -ism images, they were used in a now long forgotten event...


I didn't even know what was going on back then, I just sort of went with the flow for the week that the board was up.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:45 am
by Fitz Tayo
Bit late in posting as I too have been slightly more sociable of late. Congrats on the 1000th post and the girlfriend thing. It's definitely the Techno that did it.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:05 am
by Greatchickenman
Yes, definatly

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:08 am
by Fitz Tayo
Well. Your mom.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:10 am
by Telephalsion
OMGWTFBBQ!!!

I'll be ashamed if I have to lock this topic, so to keep me from doing this:

Glenns new broad: What kind of girl is she? I say a redhead with a great liking to techno.