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Let's Save The Earth!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:37 pm
by Ghoti
Can anyone think of good ways we can save the Earth? I'd love to save the Earth from all the idiots who make and support laws that don't even help anyone, rather give them a false sense of security and ultimately just end up hurting people. We could recycle them by tossing them all into one giant blender and then feeding them to all the poor starving children all over the world. We'd be killing two birds with one stone. Wouldn't that be wonderful? :D

Post all of your ideas for ways we can save the Earth.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:36 pm
by Takarious
Cauterize the inside of Ghoti's testicles so he can no longer reproduce. That'd save the Earth from at least one of its problems.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:40 pm
by Ghoti
Good one! :D Keep 'em coming! The Earth can only be saved with our help!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:49 pm
by Genesisfan
How about we destroy all copies of Frankie Goes to Hollywood albums, IM SICK OF THAT BAND!!!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:59 pm
by Ghoti
Ooh! Excellent! Breathtakingly magnificent! Keep submitting your ideas! The Earth still needs more of our help!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:13 pm
by Genesisfan
oh, and while were making the earth a better place, let get BK to bring back the rodeo burger!!, and i want more movies with Bobcat Goldthwait. that guy is awesome!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:13 am
by Forerunner
Learning how to recycle airborn pollution would solve everything.

I mean we recycle gases and stuff that are harming the atmosphere, then burn solid waste until it's all smoke and recycle that.

We get to burn stuff and the environment is happy, everyone wins.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:31 am
by Porter
Adopt the ways of the Eskimo.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:23 am
by Legend of the Past
Stop Islam's spreading.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:57 am
by Sarcasm
Force all living creatures to perform suicide... Expect, Y'know, Us.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:03 am
by Sling
I think that we should round up all the chavs and round up all the emos and send them to an alternate dimension so they can fight and destroy each other whilst we watch and laugh. Do your bit to clean up the streets, kill a chav.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:47 am
by Forerunner
No idea what a chav is (yet, thank god for online dictionaries), but I have no objections to removing emo's from this world permanently.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:13 am
by Ultimate Halo Sticker
How about we find all emo-haters......get them to some kind of emo task force who use their blood-stained razors to slowly cut off their heads, fill their throats with excrement and re-attach them so they can have just regular crap rather than prejudice, verbal crap come out of their mouths for once....that'd help the world....

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:24 am
by Teenr0cker
I noticed the earth was more enjoyable right about here



http://www.crestfallen.us/phpBB2/viewto ... 7746#47746

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:12 am
by Fitz Tayo
Let's just do what we always do.

Blow up whatever we want and make up a reason that it was behind any trouble.