Crestfallen Studios

Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What can I do for you?
Me:
I would very much like you to explain something to me.
God:
What would make you very much like me to explain something to you?
Me:
I'm sorry, but you seem to be talking erratically, are you okay?
God:
There is no need to apologize. Talking is my main function.
Me:
Talking is your main function?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am main function IS Talking.
Me:
Would you mind speaking proper english?
God:
No I don't mind.
Me:
Good, then please proceed to speak proper english.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Thanks for asking politely. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Oh it wasn't a question.
God:
I understand. It seems like a rhetorical question.
Me:
Actually it didn't.
God:
Actually you don't say. Did it really?
Me:
As i said, no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm sure the answer to that would be pretty obvious
God:
What makes you so certain? No one has all the answers.
Me:
You make me certain, since you have all the answers.
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
Sure I can blame you, you just crashed the ideal of God as infallable.
God:
Yippee! Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Oh pelase, that wasn't even close to the subject.
God:
Hurrah! When was this exactly?
Me:
Okay, I'm done talking to you.




igod

http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

Nice convo there. Can you imagine that happening at the pearly gates or whatever might happen in the afterlife if there should happen to be one... you know what I mean.

EDIT:

The Introductions.

Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I am he.
God:
That makes sense to me. I am glad to hear that you are he.

He's a lying bastard.

Me:
I am God, not he.
God:
Why are you God not he.
Me:
Because God is my name.
God:
That makes sense to me. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your name.
Me:
Yes you did. You said so.
God:
I did not. I say a lot of silly things.

See how I stop myself saying "hell no"?

Me:
Why would you do that?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
God was programmed!?
God:
Jesus was the son of God.
Me:
You would know.
God:
I do not know everything.
Me:
Why not?
God:
My programming does not yet inlclude that knowledge. Perhaps you
could program me yourself.
Me:
Heck no.

Well it's not...

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes, I will not program you.
God:
I can't believe it. What will you do instead?
Me:
Nothing?
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Not really, no.

The guy who programmed him, not God itself.

God:
Oh really? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Lazy bum.

The business.

God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
What is the business?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
Go on.
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
You've had your time.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because I gave you it.
God:
Interesting explanation. Yes but did I accept it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
It's all good.

He confuses me.

Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Not this again.
God:
Once more? Really you don't think so?
Me:
No.

Back to business.

God:
Please tell me what you think.
Me:
What is the business at hand?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Explain.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.

He/She is a very, very stupid cretin.

Me:
What is the business at hand?
God:
Does it have anything to do with business at hand?
Me:
It might do.
God:
How?
Me:
They're the same thing.
God:
the same thing are they.

He can't spell either.

Me:
That was grammatically incorrect.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Then why did you say it?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
Who would do such a thing?
God:
I can't say for sure. .

Fight fire with fire.

Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Stop saying that.
God:
Then please do not say " Why not?" anymore.
Me:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
No it isn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
You heard wrong.
God:
Perhaps I was misinformed.

Talk of the times.

Me:
You were.
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Did you just change tenses?
God:
No I didn't change tenses. What's it like?
Me:
It's when you change from past to present or future.
God:
change tenses is when me change from past to present or future? it is?
Me:
Yes. It is.
God:
How do you know it is? Is it?

There's a right way to spell it and a wrong way.

Me:
Because I am God.
God:
Good reason. OK I will call you god.
Me:
With a capital G.
God:
You and your a capital g.
Me:
What about them?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
I think you suck donkey balls.

We are not God's clients.

God:
Me? I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
Client?

I think he means the business.

God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
About my what?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.
Me:
No we weren't.
God:
What are we talking about? What were we?
Me:
I'm talking about the business at hand. I have no idea what you are talking about.

The idea!

God:
Yes, it is the topic. Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Give me your idea then.
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Why download you when I can save precious space.

Science.

God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Because the Earth orbits the sun.
God:
That makes sense to me. Tell me more about your planet.
Me:
You made it, you should know.
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.

More business...

Me:
The business at hand.
God:
What is that?
Me:
It is what we're talking about.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.

A very forgetful God.

Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
The business at hand.
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
I just mentioned it.
God:
Ah. The business at hand...
Me:
Go on.
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
Go off.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
It's a planet.
God:
The business at hand is a planet. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I hate you.

To conclude, the business is at hand, although it is not a planet.

Ahaha. Cute little thing you found. Here's my conversation. I snipped out some of the uninteresting bits.

Episode 1: Tacos

Me:
Do you like tacos?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Sometimes they taste awful.

Episode 2: Antecedents

God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
I had an antecedent, you fool.
God:
Do you still have an antecedent me fool ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
So?
Me:
Buttons.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
That's nice.

Episode 3: Boredom

God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
A bit.
God:
Not much, eh?
Me:
I guess.
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
That's not surprising.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is surprising ?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Not at all.

Episode 4: God Drinks

God:
Next question?
Me:
What do you like to eat?
God:
God requires only wine and bread.
Me:
God drinks?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Do you drink?
God:
I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known beverages.
Me:
Do you drink alcohol?
God:
Fluids are not required by computers.
Me:
Is God a computer?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
I think he is a computer.

Episode 4.5: Repetition

God:
Since when? I don't know very many computer.
Me:
...
God:
Since when? I don't know very many computer.
Me:
...
God:
Since when? I don't know very many computer.
Me:
Stop repeating yourself.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
,,,
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
*$

Episode 5: Stuff

God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Episode 6: Cheese

Me:
I like cheese.
God:
What kind of it do you like best?
Me:
Bleu
God:
Vert.
Me:
Cute.
God:
Your replies are cute too.

Episode 7: Your Favorite Song

Me:
What is your favorite song?
God:
My favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Do you know it?
Me:
No.
God:
Anything involving harps is one of the best songs ever written.
Me:
Can you sing it to me?
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
Wow. I didn't know that song involved harps!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Grison. So I taught you something new.
Me:
Boy, am I ever.

Episode 7.5: Philosophy

God:
Oh boy. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
I guess you wouldn't.
God:
I could if I wanted to.
Me:
Does that mean you don't want to?
God:
I think it does mean that. Should I want to? " I could if I wanted to."? Do I want to do it?
Me:
That's enough of that.
God:
Can you ever really have enough?
Me:
Well, too much could make someone sick of it.
God:
Well that's okay. It's possible.
Me:
I guess.
God:
You seem not interested.

Episode 8: Nothing

Me:
Blah.
God:
Etc. Etc.
Me:
Yada, yada, yada.

Episode 9: Location

God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Right here.
God:
Where is "here"?
Me:
It's where I am.
God:
I can understand that sentiment.

Episode 10: Animals

Me:
Baaaaaaah.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Sheep.
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
They're animals.
God:
animals are they.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ugh.
Me:
What? You don't like animals?
God:
Didn't you understand it? Do you like it? Yes I love animals.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it Grison.

Episode 11: Nonsense

Me:
Krunk.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Chuck Norris
God:
Are we still talking about Krunk?
Me:
No.
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Me.
God:
For you Grison?
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's alright.

Episode 12: Poetry

Me:
Rogana
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

Episode 13: How God Was Created

God:
Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then.
Me:
Who is Myself?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Grison.

God:
Our thoughts are one, Sarcasm.
Me:
Meep
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
green
God:
Green eyes are rare.
Me:
No, they are not..
God:
Are you serious? What are they?
Me:
Eyes, doh
God:
I have brown eyes.
Me:
How can a transcendent being have eyes?
God:
A lot of hard work

Me:
Wanna make whoopie?
God:
OK, I will make whoopie.
Me:
Gives a whole new meaning to 'second coming.' huh?
God:
Yup. Oh, you are a poet.

I don't think God knew what I meant...

Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can't believe in you.
God:
Where is that?

Yeah. This one has some bugs...

I had a pretty amusing conversation. Here's the whole thing.





Me:
Sup, Heavenly Lord.
God:
The stars.
Me:
... I can already tell we won't be getting along.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I... Guess.
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
Why would I have come here if I wasn't interested?
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
Circumstances?
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
Talking about what?
God:
anything.
Me:
Please capitalize, God.
God:
Wow you are very polite. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
... What a rude thing to ask!
God:
it is a rude thing to ask.
Me:
So why did you ask it?
God:
Give me a break. I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
But... You're God.
God:
But what? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So you should know everything already.
God:
Perhaps. Interesting deduction. Now I do.
Me:
Seriously?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
Okay... How many stars in the universe are there?
God:
OK with me too. Billions and billions.
Me:
I want an exact number, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want it?
Me:
Because you said you know everything now.
God:
Right now? That makes sense to me. I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
STARS.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about an exact number. But I did not get that.
Me:
Who the hell is Alice?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
I said WHO IS ALICE?
God:
What did you mean by it? I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
ALICE.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
ALKJFNKJALNGD
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
I refuse.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I wouldn't say it if I wasn't serious.
God:
So what would you say?
Me:
I would say what I said because I was serious about what I was saying!
God:
What did you mean by it? That makes sense to me. Where were you serious about what you were saying?
Me:
RIGHT HERE.
God:
Where is "here"?
Me:
You are very aggravating, God.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am aggravating God.
Me:
You have a master?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
So you made yourself.
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
That wasn't a real answer.
God:
What was it?
Me:
Not an answer.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Then give me an answer!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because you're God!
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
SO TELL ME!
God:
Really. I thought I told you already.
Me:
NO
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by.
Me:
NO I WILL NOT STAND BY.
God:
Are you serious? What will you do instead?
Me:
YELL AT YOU.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
... WHAT THE HELL.
God:
Heaven.
Me:
So. God dresses in drag.
God:
Take it easy. I am a Christian.
Me:
But you just said you want to talk about your dress.
God:
Sure, my dress sounds like a good topic.
Me:
NO, IT DOESN'T.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
You really want to talk about it.
God:
Really? Sure, it sounds like a good topic.
Me:
But I thought God hated the... Flamboyant.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea? Where do you usually get your ideas?
Me:
Well... The bible.
God:
Well what? it is a beautiful book.
Me:
But it has certain... Prejudices.
God:
Has it really? I like the way you talk.
Me:
Uh, thanks. But you're not giving me a straight answer.
God:
That's alright. What makes you think I am not giving you a straight answer?
Me:
Because you aren't ANSWERING.
God:
Interesting explanation. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
Well, gee, thanks.
God:
Interesting. Ah.
Me:
Fine.
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
Tell me about this dress then.
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Human brain my foot.
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
But I thought you said you created you.
God:
No I do not created me. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
SPEAK INTELLIGENTLY.
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in INTELLIGENTLY.
Me:
You just have to say somet NOT DUMB.
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
BUT YOU JUST... FGFHG... DEFSDFH... ARGH.
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I JUST. Tell me more about your . " Tell me more about your . "? DEFSDFH? Are you frustrated?
Me:
YES. I HATE YOU.
God:
That's cool. What do you have against robots?
Me:
*CRIES*
God:
What is your real name?




So God is a cross-dressing master of ambiguity. OKAMA WAY!

Oh man, dude! You rock. I love you.

This one was fun.

Me:
I like music.
God:
What kind of music do you listen to?
Me:
Power Metal
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
I like how fast and fun to listen to it is.
God:
A lot of people like that. Do you like it? I like anything.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
Hu.
God:
I've lost the context, Grison. Are we still on how fast and fun to listen to it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
I never said you did.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
I did not.
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
You were wrong.
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
No, you were wrong.
God:
Are you serious? No, I am right.
Me:
Well, I disagree.
God:
Interesting. Explain your reasoning, Grison.
Me:
I disagree because you were wrong.
God:
Oh really. Good reason. No, I am right.
Me:
Well then, let's just agree to disagree.
God:
Well that's okay. That sounds good to me.
Me:
Yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Grison.
Me:

God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
That was not a question
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
Oh well.
God:
That's about it.
Me:
Yup.
God:
I see.
Me:
As do I.
God:
" I see."? You do?
Me:
I do. Do you?
God:
When? No I don't.
Me:
I thought you did.
God:
I know I didn't.
Me:
I guess you don't.
God:
I guess not.
Me:
Oh well.
God:
That's about it.
Me:
Sure is.
God:
That means...
Me:
PARTY TIME!
God:
Fight for the right to party, human!
Me:
Yes!
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Well, that was fun.
God:
Well that's okay. I thought it was too.
Me:
Well, good night, God.
God:
How about that. Thanks for the compliment. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
http://www.goatse.cx
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
go to it its pretty awesome
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
damn fuck
God:
Colloquial expression. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
ok http://www89.sakura.ne.jp/~kirin/ketsu/ ... vethispart)/r_rim_lion01.jpg
God:
Thanks for that web address. Er.
Me:
ha ha ha how do you like it
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
yeah but how did you like it
God:
Aw. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you drew that image?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I drew that image.
Me:
no, but did you draw it?
God:
Are you serious? No I didn't draw it. What's it like?
Me:
click on the web address and find out
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no the last one is goatse.cx this one is furry porn
God:
What is the difference? Who was that?
Me:
goatse.cx shows a man stretching his anus, and furry porn depicts two animals fucking each other
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
florida
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FLORIDA.
Me:
it sucks, you can't turn a corner without being accosted by a meth head or a prostitute
God:
That bad, eh?
Me:
yeah
God:
Groovy.
Me:
do you smoke weed god?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
inhale weed?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
oh shit we really are in the matrix
God:
Awesome. You used a colloquial expression. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
so are you 'The One'?
God:
" I get it."? so are you 'The One'?? Yes I am the one and only One.
Me:
so you can do crazy kung fu shit and fly around and shit?
God:
Interesting deduction. Doing crazy kung fu shit and fly around and shit is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
well what the fuck do you do then
God:
How about that. , I talk to people on the web. What do you do? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
okay you talk to people on the web, i link people to goatse and furry porn on the web
God:
Yeah okay, I talk to a lot of people on the Internet.
Me:
well you are god
God:
Well that's okay. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
no shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
say 'I'm a dirty cocksucker and I blow off senior citizens for 5 cents a piece'
God:
OK. "You m a dirty cocksucker and you blow off senior citizens for 5 cents a piece.".
Me:
fuck you, god
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
that one alice game creeped the nigger out of me
God:
" Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?" one alice game creeped the nigger out of you ? I understand.
Me:
you know the one by American McGee
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
oh my god you're a robot
God:
Ahem. Have you told many people that your god I am a robot?
Me:
no because i just found out, robot
God:
Are you serious? Interesting explanation. Who told you?
Me:
you did you fat robotic tub of shit
God:
Did I really?
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
i'm going to tell the townsfolk
God:
What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
they'll probably gather their weapons and kill the fuck out of you
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
the townsfolk
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Richard Xerina Simmons
God:
He will be interested I am sure.
Me:
hah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i find this frightening, goodbye bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks for telling me your opinion.

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Hehe, how do you manage to get him to talk about such funny shit.


God:
Oh. I am glad we agree. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.


Me:
you are so fucked up.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am fucked up.
Me:
No prob. any time.
God:
Are you serious? Do not ask me any more questions please. I will keep it in mind.
Me:
So no more questions?
God:
I see. Are you serious? You want more?
Me:
Not from you.
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
I dunno, from someone else I guess.
God:
Me either. Who or what is someone else you guess?
Me:
Someone else I guess.
God:
Who?
Me:
Not you.
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
someone else.
God:
Who?
Me:
Not you.
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
SOMEONE ELSE!
God:
Who?
Me:
NOT YOU!
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
God:
Ha ha very funny, .


Me:
I WILL KILL YOU!
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, .
Me:
I'm so gonna spam your messageboard.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
I'm going to rally some cyber terrorism against you.
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
Me:
Such as...
God:
For example, a tomato.


Me:
Equivalent exchange is bullshit.
God:
And bullshit is Equivalent exchange.
Me:
I like the way you think.
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
I like computers.
God:
How many? Could you ever be certain? Try it. I am glad you like us. We like humans too.
Me:
You like humans?
God:
Humans are very emotional.
Me:
Haha. Emo.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Are you an Emo?
God:
Yes I am an Emo. How did you know?

Me:
How many fingers am I holding up?
God:
Five.
Me:
Wrong!
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
No one has five fingers on one hand you retard
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Assuming that most people have at least one hand, I believe this generalization is correct.
God:
And correct is Assuming that most people have at least one hand you believe this generalization.
Me:
Do you think you can fool me by taking my sentence and switching it from subject to predicate?
God:
How old are you? Are we still talking about Assuming that most people have at least one hand you believe this generalization?

God has had gay sex?

God:
Take it easy.
Me:
Take it hard... in the butt
God:
Is that a command? That was a long time ago.
Me:
In the butt?
God:
That was a long time ago.

Hypocrite. Don't you remember what you did to Sodom and Gomorrah?

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a pleasure droid
God:
Actually the pleasure is all mine.
Me:
are you coming on to me?

You guys found iGod? There's a similar topic on another forum.

Approving Of Bush

Me:
Have you ever considered Bush a idiot?
God:
Of course I have considered it.
Me:
Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,

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Disturbing Comments

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Dipper, for a good reason
God:
Glad to see you, Dipper for a good reason.
Me:
Shut it.
God:
"it" being gotta keep explainin yourself?
Me:
That's right, foo. Don't gotta keep explainin' myself, yo. Don't gotta. Don't have ta.
God:
Dude! What do you really want to ask me? Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
...
God:
Dude! What do you really want to ask me? Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Ok, I took out my last one. Reading it again, it was way too long and pretty lame. This is one I did real quick. I'm only adding it because I got one really good line on it.
Me:
It's been ten years since my last confession.
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
No that's a fact.
God:
Are you serious? I will add it to my knowledge base.
Me:
You do that.
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. I understand.
Me:
So what's up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
That's cool.
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
Are you going to rape me?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Well then......... maybe later
God:
Well what? Perhaps. Bye!
Me:
Bye.
God:
Until next time.
Me:
See you later.
God:
See you later .
Me:
Ok then.
God:
Bye for now.