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It Is Official, Life Is Shitter than Shit

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:16 am
by Sling
Can you believe it? I was sat in college one day when I decided
I would quickly visit Crestfallen only to find that some asshole technician has banned it. The next week we were having a supervised workshop assessment in Visual Programming only to find that the technicians had disabled all the advanced controls in the Compiler software we were using.
I got so pissed off I almost developed an Aneurism and punched the wall so hard my hands started bleeding. The thing which really takes the cake is that only reason these things were banned was because the technicians at my college are afraid that we will become smarter than they are and replace them. To top it all off I developed shit loads of spots so I looked like I had smallpox and I also got cramp all over my body. My aunt and uncle were arrested and imprisoned for drug dealing and some kid nearly destroyed my guitar.
The only reason I am here now is becuase I am using the internet at the local library and my dad has finally bought a computer which can handle broadband and high tech internet security so my access to Crestfallen has been restored but I won't be able to visit Crestfallen so often.
(Stop to draw breath)
Anywho, life usually gets better after you've had a shit time.
I feel so much better already. This is probably just chain of events that will lead to an increase activity of Crestfallen, or not.
Gotta go.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:33 am
by Legend of the Past
Ouch. Talk about a chain of terrible events. I can hardly believe the technians would do something like that for some stupid reason. So WHAT if you get smarter then they are? You're out of there in a few years as it is.

And were your uncle and aunt really trafficing druigs? Oo

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:08 am
by Iteroth
Man, I need to meet your aunt and uncle :wink:

Seriously though, that's a shitty series of events. I hope things pick up for you

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:39 am
by Sage Of The Wise
Try and get through the ban on the site, that will piss the technicians.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:20 pm
by Forerunner
Whoa dude that bites.
Bigtime.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:24 pm
by Teenr0cker
I know how much it sucks to have a compiler restricted. SO lame.


Somebody hit my car yesterday. It was a hit and run....they hit a PARKED CAR in SUNLIGHT in THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. They were nice enough to neglect to leave a note with their information. I never saw them do it, but signs point to asian drivers as suspects.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:04 pm
by Greatchickenman
Of course they were really selling drugs. He's from the Isle of Wight.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:01 am
by Strayed Wanderer
You should be thinking back right now... what could I have done to Strayed in the past that could make me deserve this...

That goes for all of you.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:09 am
by Teenr0cker
I believe your main irk was when we would kill off your buzz with odd comments while you were just so kind as to inform us you masterbate while you chat on the IRC.


<Strayed> I'M FUCKING MASTERBATING!!!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:38 pm
by Strayed Wanderer
I didn't spell masturbate wrong.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:02 am
by Greatchickenman
Actually masterbate sounds better. It implies ownership.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:15 am
by Teenr0cker
Indeed. And thank you Strayed. Now I know. Because...



Image

PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:53 am
by Fitz Tayo
The other half? Cheating.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:19 am
by Accoch63
Ouch. What a problem. The solution? Get around the ban and prove that you really are smarter than them.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:40 am
by Forerunner
I did that once.

Then the system administrator banned my account for the rest of the year :evil: