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This was on the news the other day. In some farm in England one of the chickens began laying eggs. 6 months later the chicken stopped laying eggs and began crowing like a rooster. Later on it then grew male parts and was announced to be the world's first Hermaphrodite chicken.

It has now been anounced that all American's are to be given code-of-conduct booklets when going on holiday in Europe. It has been reported that many Europeans have said that they would prefer Americans to act like Canadians. Rule number 1 is "Do not attempt to outdrink the British"
Rule Number 2 is "Do not attempt to fight them"

And finally, the UK Prime Minister (Tony Blair) is under investigation for abusing the honour system as it has been reported that he was giving knighthoods etc to people in exchange for large amounts of money. One such person is some European Businessman who has been recently made a count after his contribution to the NHS.

Because......if we out drink the british, we obviously will fight the british so that we can fuck the male chicken if we win/lose depending on how you look at it, right?

Well considering some of the Irish (Northern) are British, can't out drink them.

The English are complete booze-dogs now so you can't outdrink them.

The Scots are Scottish. Can't Outdrink them.

The Welsh... Feel free to outdrink them.


And isn't "Do not attempt to fight them" just general logic. Logic applicable to most situations.

E.g.

"I'm going to BRITAIN! WOOO!"
"Woah, you going to see the Queen an' shit?"
"Nahh, I'm gunna get into a fight with 'em!"
"They advise against it in the guidebook though!"
"Shit, you're right. Better not"

that chicken thing isn't true, the farmer was just so drunk of his ass he got things a bit mixed up.

What American would want to go there anyway...

Yes! Canadians rock

Iteroth wrote:Yes! Canadians rock 8)

Why would YOU support a lack of drinking and fighting?

That's pretty messed up. Goddamn chickens, they screw with my brain.

Strayed Wanderer wrote:

Iteroth wrote:Yes! Canadians rock

Why would YOU support a lack of drinking and fighting?

We get drunk and fight enough in our own country, but you make a good point. Next time I'm in the UK I'm gonna get really hammered and fight a large man

Iteroth wrote:

Strayed Wanderer wrote:

Iteroth wrote:Yes! Canadians rock 8)

Why would YOU support a lack of drinking and fighting?

We get drunk and fight enough in our own country, but you make a good point. Next time I'm in the UK I'm gonna get really hammered and fight a large man

Video tape it... please.

I didn't read any of this thread

Good man Verb, good man .